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Natalie Zed 🍁

@nataliezed

Author of HENCH. She/her. Spec fic, videogames, heavy metal, horror, MMA, comics, TTRPGs, LARP. CanLit Tank Girl. Extremely unlikely. Rep'd by Ron Eckel at CookeMcDermid.

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As in, who do I identify with the most? I've always really loved Blink; I deeply identified with her when I first encountered her in Age of Apocalypse and she's always had a special place in my heart.

And my OTP always will be Prof X/ Magneto.

21.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah we aren't talking legitimate combat record.

I am very much an X-Man fan!

20.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Captain America holding on to a man's limb and dragging him behind his motorcycle

A screenshot of Captain America holding on to a man's limb and dragging him behind his motorcycle

A screenshot of captain America throwing a man into a tree as he rides past on his morotcycle

A screenshot of captain America throwing a man into a tree as he rides past on his morotcycle

Also this man is dead.

20.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not all, or even most, of that crew is going to be Hydra combat forces, or even armed. You are going to have janitors and engineers and kitchen staff in there, all with completely disparate levels of knowledge and complicity.

20.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We can do either, but starting with the movies: for example, he is responsible/ shares responsibility for the destruction of three hellicarriers, which have a crew of 1700 each.

20.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh heck thank you!!

Also regarding the avengers I have a lot of data about how many people Captain America alone kills so I am like so extremely prepared to have this conversation ha ha

20.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
graphic that says no ice in Minnesota itch.io charity bundle

graphic that says no ice in Minnesota itch.io charity bundle

The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!

There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!

Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

09.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 3562 πŸ” 3347 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 361

Oh that's lovely, please pass along my thanks <3

13.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought "psychic damage" was a metaphor until I started *literally flinching*

12.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my life is a lot quieter now. I go out a lot less. But whenever I do, just as soon as I start to wonder if maybe my powers have left me, nope. Still a narrative vortex.

12.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aaa thank you so much! I really like the way that short story turned out :D

12.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

quite literally a jewel thief

12.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank got she does not swallow things, her interest is in the theft

12.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The urge to type something filthy is so strong, but I shall be demure as I am one betrothèd

12.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yessss i live in your brain

12.02.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A hand holds a silver ring set with three large garnets between the thumb and forefinger. The gems are deep red and teardrop-shaped. The ring is held against a grey fur background.

A hand holds a silver ring set with three large garnets between the thumb and forefinger. The gems are deep red and teardrop-shaped. The ring is held against a grey fur background.

Could this be my fucking ENGAGEMENT RING that a CAT (Mimi) stole from the bathroom while I was showering???

11.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
An overhead shot of a green bedspread, with two smaller grey blankets laid across it. In the upper right corner, a black cat's tail twitches into the frame. On one of the grey blankets, barely distinguishable, is a silver ring.

An overhead shot of a green bedspread, with two smaller grey blankets laid across it. In the upper right corner, a black cat's tail twitches into the frame. On one of the grey blankets, barely distinguishable, is a silver ring.

but what is this?

11.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a clay cuneiform tablet with a crack down the centre shown from front and sides

Photo of a clay cuneiform tablet with a crack down the centre shown from front and sides

Drawing of a cuneiform tablet that is arranged in a table.

Drawing of a cuneiform tablet that is arranged in a table.

The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.

The first field is called β€œOf the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.

It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving

11.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 900 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 28

SO DUMB. And like, the poor robots being forced to write these terrible emails.

11.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the text contents of an email, white text on a black background. The contents of the email are an attempted scam to wheedle an author into paying for alleged exposure.

A screenshot of the text contents of an email, white text on a black background. The contents of the email are an attempted scam to wheedle an author into paying for alleged exposure.

Extremely targeted.

(No shade to Boxall, they are not involved and have warned writers about it)

11.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me tell you the LLM-generated flattery drops off FAST

11.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I write back to them a lot because it's funny, and because I want to get them to admit that they are trying to extract money from me. And invariably, oh you want me to pay to be on your podcast! Or be included in that roundup article!

11.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I wasn't highly attuned to exactly this aroma of bullshit, they would seem legit at first glance (aside from the fact that most are very obviously written using ChatGPT). They seem like bookclub invitations, or podcast interview proposals, or just telling me about an article inclusion.

11.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So a think that is *wildly* different between the publication HENCH five years ago and VILLAIN coming out this year: the number of targeted scam emails I receive as a writer with a book coming out is ASTRONOMICAL.

I get easily 3-5 per day.

11.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

she is the child I deserve. The devil couldn't reach me with a human baby so he sent me Mimi

11.02.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I worry I am exaggerating how terrible my cat Mimi is but last week she unplugged @jairuskhan.bsky.social's monitor speakers, almost broke the subwoofer and stole $20.

11.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

TAPPING THE FUCKING SIGN πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

10.02.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FYI subscribe as @wired.com under @katie-drummond.bsky.social is killing it

10.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 512 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as β€œpornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict β€œpornography” and what that actually means

10.02.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 14400 πŸ” 4380 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 146

HENCH is also for sale from Bookshop.org, which is a fantastic way to buy directly from independent booksellers. Thank you so much for bringing this to me!

10.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1