tyler 🇨🇺

“Don’t whispers.” “Don’t catering.”

Any questions ?

I’m starting a new series of posts called “they should invent.”

They should invent: X-ray goggles for avocados

the concept of the Billie Eilish boomerang idol

observed by me, a hot 𝘢𝘯𝘥 normal poster.

some of you are hot but post weird

what do you think 12 people saved this pic for?

“….geena davis is still alive?” i said

gay men need to be studied (derogatory)

tbf these are my thighs

iS tHiS yOu?!?

wish Carol Channing were still alive to cover 'Altars' by Charli xcx 👐🏼one is 👐🏼not the 🦵🏼loneliest🦵🏼number

against my best interests, it is my birthday

Me when they superimpose the time at the start of every episode of THE PITT: good lord where did the day go 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I used to be able to tell Alexa to turn on/off the tv but now she can’t do that either. Does anyone have the power?

opinions are out in 2026. no one cares! but idk that’s just my opinion.

the gr in groutfit stand for green. also the noise Brazilians make when they see you coming

every time oomf is the shortest one in the pic I DM, “wait… how tall are you?”

which planets are in transit today? what does my insurance plan cover? why does the metal end of the tape measure wiggle a little?

app idea: Ask A Lesbian

i finally saw a picture of Tame Impala and now understand what straight men in LA have been doing with their clothes for the past 5 years :/

STOP.

🤙🏼

did you know "Hard Feelings" and "Loveless" are split across sides of the record

Maybe I can go viral for tweeting more about Lorde

*more cat content

When you’re a literal writer but only your observational cat tweets break containment 😅 I’ll show u all*

“It’s so over for you hoes” — you starting a substack

Thanks I hate it

My cat's new thing is to bite my hand while I'm pouring his kibble onto the plate – in STRICT defiance of that one saying!!