ComicGeekPunk’s Magic Schtick

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Here’s them nine Magic cards that define my history and DNA as a lifelong Magic player. Do with this information what you will…

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MUSTARD COUNTER!

The footage of that gaff made its way onto Welcome To Hell, and Urza spent his recovery time penning articles for Big Brother magazine… #IYKYK

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Currently reading Planeswalker: Book 2 of the Artifact Cycle. I can confirm when he drops into Phyrexia for his first time, he literally drops into a bowl, gripping his signature Toy Machine deck, but immediately eats sh!+, on accord it had rained oil earlier.

Urza's Saga Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga (As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — This Saga gains “{T}: Add {C}.” II — This Saga gains “{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with ‘This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.’” III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Illustrated by Titus Lunter

Skateboard {1} Artifact — Equipment When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent. Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.) “Why skate a half-pipe when you can skate a sewer pipe?” Illustrated by Hokyoung Kim

You know, of thing's Urza's saga provides...I did not have shredding in my list of things but here we are.

Plus, for me, it feels a bit too derivative of another Fantasy series I don’t like. There have been multiple occasions where I have completely blanked on Strxhaven’s name, and just called it “that damn Harry Potter set”, no cap.

If it’s your flavor of kool-aid, I hope it gives you much joy. 🙏❤️💯

Thinking I might give Strixhaven a big skip.

I want to support in-universe stuff, but the first Strixhaven never found much play with me, and this was after I went in hard on sealed product purchases for the set.

I mean, I won’t deny I have an inner magical cat girl that comes out after a grueling day of work. For authenticity’s sake, I would like to point out mine looks more like this…

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So, I did the 9 Magic Cards That Made Me The Person I Am, Today. But if you want to see them, plus learn a little more about my history as a lifelong player, you’ll have to visit my new TikTok content page link’d below. I don’t make the rules. 😝

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThvDYT1w/

Tradewind Rider! I remember this guy!

Absolute Mood. 💯

“David “Doctor D” Schultz has entered the chat…”

This is fair criticism.

I am trying to learn how to level up on some short-form video editing. I’d like to do storyboarded content, soon. Going to shoot a few videos here over the next couple of weeks, with some product.

Tempest Block might have been the best three set cycle we ever got, in Magic. Time Spiral and Urza’s Saga come damn close, but so much iconic heat came from the Rath cycle.

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Been struggling with understanding why my outreach sucks.

Am I a bad writer? Have I been blacklisted? Do folks genuinely think I am whack?

Not that I am overtly invested in the opinions of strangers, but as a writer, I think about this stuff…

If Lady Gaga exists, where is Sir GooGoo?

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Happy Mother Phukin’ 3-6 Day to all my goons who CELEBRATE!!! 💜😈👊☔️🍻

#ThreeSixMafia #Memphis

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Me, casting Curse of Misfortunes…

No other show on TV has been an anchor for my mental health to the degree MST3K has been. 🙏❤️

K, but Drannith Magistrate literally dies to Lightning Bolt, which is a worthless card to run in EDH.

Checkmate, Atheists. ⚡️

Kristi Noem-ore

I do not know this man. I can buy this individual instance being happenstance and poor judgement. But we’d all be naive to believe that the developers and brass for a game that attracts a breed of dubious person to the pool aren’t choosing to swim around with the same sharks of their own volition.

All that said, I hope the criticism regarding the quality and tokenization of others in that apology finds its way to him, and they can grow and learn from it.
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Dude proceeds to tokenize Trans folk, in an unrelated manner to attempt to absolve the mistake, when the core problem isn’t specifically Trans rights, here.

I read some genuine criticism about how he structured that, and unnecessarily compartmentalized Trans rights from Human rights..
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Furthermore, while I cannot attest to this person’s writing ability, I feel I’ve read more sincere apologies scrawled on post-it notes from people who hit the back of my ding’d-up sedan with a runaway shopping cart at Target than this.
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I was not there. I was not in the room. What I will say, from lived experience, is when you wade into a pool of sharks, and those sharks get a whif of blood letting them know you, yourself ain’t a shark, them same sharks are going to let you know they are, in fact, cruel bloodthirsty sharks.
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