07.03.2026 10:24
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'Yes, We Have to Take the Cake Back'
Everybody's down on the manager but there was someone just out of shot trying to read a book who couldn't concentrate.
A dad who likes only one film with subtitles and it's Das Boot.
Only from the Apocrypha.
I will settle for that.
You could also throw in some weird pantomime where you explain why you haven't got it yet by pretending you're not sure how shops work.
Support your local author on World Book Day by promising that you're fully planning on buying their latest book but then never getting round to it.
Not wearing a costume at all this year. He no longer believes in books.
For World Book Day, that is. Not on a daily basis.
Hoping this is the year the headmaster finally stops dressing as Harry Potter.
Sorry I shouted 'Parklife!' during the eulogy.
Weebles make no evolutionary sense and are proof of God.
Cellophane was originally used for wrapping cellos.
Cellophane was originally used for wrapping cellos.
You're actual people? I thought this was like a text-based version of The Sims or something.
And in the end
The lunch you take
Is equal to the the lunch
You make
Look out honey cos I'm using phrenology
I don't think they're always engaged in a fulfilling way,but i doubt they ever experience anything like that rainy Sunday afternoon nothing on telly boredom of old.
Don't know if it's the same now, but I remember childhood as very much about not only having the right interests, but the right degree of enthusiasm for each.
It was a shock meeting kids from private schools at uni later, and how knowing about this stuff was so natural to them.
I had a similar experience when I mentioned Woody Allen (this was before the unpleasantness).
State school kids should never aspire beyond the middle brow, it is drummed in.
Marvel UK reprints meant that teachers were baffled as to why an eight year-old knew words like 'pariah' and slightly held it against me.
Maybe the next Ayatollah will be a woman.
Dreamt that there was one of those Ladybird books for grown-ups with old illustrations matched up with the lyrics to Thirteen by Big Star.
You only find that out when you go to the kitchen and the knives are missing.
I'm guessing Trump doesn't know the Ayatolla just regenerates.
Also check out his tall male backing singer. Absolutely living his best life. youtu.be/2IrDz-urxVw?...
