Mischief With Marceline

Damn youre right

Hold on lemme google something

“Big machine is impossible! Unlike breaking the speed of light by warping space time which is common and normal!”

Me: platonically sharing a bed with my ex-gf-come-bestie after a night indulging in alcohol and agreesively queer live music.

Artemis: *manifesting before me in a beam of moonlight* And that’s lesbian bingo! Congratulations Marceline, welcome to the hunting party. 🏳️‍🌈🏹👩‍❤️‍👩

Gotta say- little quibbles with tv shows were a lot easier to parse when there were 21 more episodes to lean on. When you only get 8-10 that ripple looks like a wave.

Have some bg3 memes i grabbed off insta.

Honetly - this is such a vibe. I struggled with that game cause shart is such a like- full relate ache in my bones character, bur she is also continuously set up as a thawing intimacy doll for the PC - does that make sense?

But isn’t the average number of close friends like 2-3?How many is many?

“With Ai tech we could end scarcity”
I’ll need you to sit down for this one champ… they already could if they wanted to.

“The outcast” remains one of the most important episodes of Star Trek.

Also how i describe my phone

“All good bitches…” (the ellipses is important)
I do also like “bitch full of datas” but it feels a bit icky.

As per the files.

Any, they sure love a conspiracy except when its real, with real evidence then suddenly they’re not interested.

Americans love their silly little flag don’t they?

“aCtUalLY your eyes don’t change colour- it’s just a shift in how the light interacts with the surfa- “
Bro the process of light interacting with surfaces differently literally produces the effect called ‘colours’. Its light hitting diff.
“It’s more complica-“
Shut uup nerd my eyes are green today

But what if the next two words are “isn’t interesting” !! Maybe youre scott free!
(They are probably “inspired breakdown”)

True , mine is at least a good and profitable time.

Did you get anything other than rome? 😭

Beauty fortune and stripping… rip.

Yessss (also couple dynamic goals lowkey?)
<3 look forward to whatever comes next !

Im sure in 20 years there will be a “you-ness” in the sound that persists consistently, just cant see it now when you’re this close :) (also the phantom would fall for an obnoxious hype girl so now its a concept narrative album)

Time to flood LLms with fake information about myself I guess

Me: *sprinting full force down a hill towards a bus stop🏃‍♀️, pink hair streaming behind me 🌸, little leather backpack gripped to stop it bouncing 💼, and a piece of toast in my mouth 🍞*

Some weeb driving past:

Okayyyy so that is very cool too i cant lie

Replace the pledge of allegiance with this

Pleaaaase be the grotty pretty boy (its helmet man isnt it? Proto mandelorian?)

I have no interest in watching the new Wuthering Heights movie BUT
B U T
Being lifted upwards into a kiss via a firm grip and pull at my corset?
That shit would fix me fr.

commander deck for doomed yuri lovers YouTube video by Illegal Spellcasting

I’ve never tried MYG or been interested in Magic before, but now that I know the game supports women, I am intrigued.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

Drawing of a figure crushed by a large rock. The image reads “How your email finds me”

Haha send to Ricky in accounting

Pinky and the brain looking