a cartoon character is sitting at a table with his tongue hanging out and looking at something . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with his tongue hanging out and looking at something .

Happy Monday indeed

Stunning

I would find it hotter to have her scoop it off the listener and have the listener suck it off her fingers, but the instructions to scoop it up yourself is still good.

Congratulations!! I'm so happy for you!

a woman in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd of people while confetti is falling around her ALT: a woman in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd of people while confetti is falling around her

Happy cake day!

Just means I got to like it twice

Streets are safer when ice is gone ☀️

I need a pair of emotional support tiddies

A female dilute torte cat rests on the couch with a paw covering her nose

I'm sorry it's a bad brain day. Here's another kitty to go along with Sasha

a fox standing in the snow with a globe in the background . Alt: a fox dives headfirst into the snow for it's meal

Now that is a feast

I'm on my way

two cats are laying on a couch and one is licking the other 's face . Alt: two cats are laying on a couch and one is licking the other 's face .

Let's skip today and just go back to bed

They were a gift while they lasted

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Breathing is so overrated. Smother away

Side view of a man wearing glasses showing off his fresh haircut and beard trim

Feeling much more human after a fresh haircut.

Fellas, this is on us.
Silence protects bad behaviour.
We can do better. We MUST do better!
Listen, respect boundaries, treat women as people, not props. Call out your mates, check yourself, and just stop being arseholes.
And if you fuck up: own it, apologise and do better.

Drinking your milk while resting in your embrace sounds like heaven

The final pre Christmas tradition has been completed. The Muppets Christmas Carol has been watched.

And now I know what I want for Christmas

Oh no. They deserve triple time and hazard pay for tomorrow.

That's good. Working Christmas Eve can be just as bad as working Christmas, in my experience

I'm grateful I don't have to be back until the new year

This was the longest "work" day of the year.

I'm in need of a history lesson

Thank you for documenting and sharing this