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Cocaine Sommelier

@dlxwastaken

Dad/Brewer/Gamer Great for parties

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Latest posts by Cocaine Sommelier @dlxwastaken

It's not even cartoonish it hasn't ever been destroy the world it's always classist racist bullshit.

19.04.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ice cream to get to know me:

🍦 Vanilla

19.04.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.04.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Zain is playing bowser"

16.04.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Constantly I battle between doing what's right and doing what's so fucking sick and badass...

16.04.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got that one personally but that entire album is full of mush mouthed lyrics

15.04.2025 12:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Buying drugs sucks...I miss when I could just steal them from my parents.
#onelove

14.04.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone with 3 kids please God sleep, I can rest easy knowing at least somewhere someone is.

13.04.2025 13:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Searching up "every single time someone's penis came out on live tv" just to feel something

13.04.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was painful to abandon my massive following (12 people) but I will hold strong

12.04.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anytime I start feeling my depression creeping in I just remember how fucking cool The Matrix is.

11.04.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *does a racist Jamaican accent*
"Hey that's racist"
Me: "it's actually patois you fucking bigot"

30.03.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm hella late but I really think they figured out shield drop years before anyone else but did it in bad spots

09.02.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I pay for cable TV when 4 of the gayest people I know are streaming roguelikes in the voice chat?

01.02.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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oh hey look at that wowee wahoo hey guys

03.02.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me and ravenous ravenous rhinos

04.02.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hey i agree with this post so i reposted it to my followers.

04.02.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's just all use the same messenger group chat, I see no issues with that

04.02.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

turns out when transphobes said we need to β€œfollow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

03.02.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 10640 πŸ” 1806 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 21

Me playing live music, love jamming with friends, hate strangers seeing me do it. If it helps at all I always dread it and am immediately happy I did the moment I start.

03.02.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aetherdrift releasing on Valentine's day is so cruel, surely wotc remembers that a few of us are married

03.02.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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M for M? I'm going bean for bean

13.11.2024 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Made the funny number today

23.10.2024 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hyper-pop has ruined me

29.11.2023 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Call her Wonka the way she work my Willy (she inflates it like Violet Beauregard)

17.11.2023 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smokin' on that shit that gave Skinny Albert an unhealthy relationship with food.

17.11.2023 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(To the tune of Johnny Cash's Folsom prison blues)
When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever swallow cum
But I met a man in Reno
Just to suck him dry

16.11.2023 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone bring drugs?

15.11.2023 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where all the shit posters at?
I'm tryin to get my chuckle on.

15.11.2023 13:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0