Katz Rantz

*bustard

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Well, he must've been controlling the weather in my part of the antipodes as well then.

Came here to say this.

And the alt text character limit is way bigger than for posts.

It's like breathing for them. Give them work or they'll find a job themselves 💜

When my dad was a kid on a dairy farm, they had a Kelpie named Cheeky. Grandma would ask "Where are the boys, Cheeky?" and she'd be off up the paddocks to bring in my dad and uncle. One of her pups had the chooks lined up on the shadow of the clothes line and wouldn't let them move for half an hour.

Screenshot of the character Rick delivering the line "One thing's for sure, Neil. When Cliff Richard wrote "Wired for Sound", no way was he sitting on a clean lavatory." from TV show The Young Ones, episode Sick with the caption "Happy birthday Rik Mayall" in white letters at top left of frame.

One thing's for sure. When Cliff Richard wrote "Wired for Sound", no way was he sitting on a clean lavatory.

Tough.

I have no idea, and don't really care. If I come across as difficult, whoever is making that call can either cope or fuck off. N.B. I'm currently having a hot flush which may alter difficulty level. Probably care factor as well.

I don’t know about you, but I find this terrifying.

Also, isn’t that the pastor that says women shouldn’t have the right to vote, among many other disturbing things?

Oh but but but what about sharia law!?11!!!

Luigi looking Mangione looking beautiful in a grey jacket and white checked shirt, leaning towards left of frame and smiling attractively.

For example.

Used to be able to, years back when I had a private landline phone. Depends on what phone she has. I can't remember what the unhide code was/is, or if it still exists.

There's no arguing with that kind of thought process. Tell her about the way to temporarily unhide private land lines and add that to your number in the phone memory.

Written on ARN media letterhead "MARKET ANNOUNCEMENT The Kyle & Jackie O show SYDNEY, Australia - Tuesday 3 March 2026-ARN Media Limited [ASX: A1N] announces that Ms Jacqueline Henderson has given notice that she "cannot continue to work with Mr Kyle Sandilands." Accordingly, ARN has terminated the services agreement with Henderson Media Pty Ltd, under which Ms Henderson presents the Kyle and Jackie O show. Ms Henderson will cease to present the Kyle and Jackie O show. ARN has also offered to Ms Henderson the possibility of an alternative show on the ARN network. ARN has also provided written notice to Mr Kyle Sandilands and Quasar Media Services Pty Ltd (Quasar Media) stating that it considers that Mr Sandilands' behaviour during the show on 20 February 2026 is an act of serious misconduct which is in breach of ARN's services agreement with Quasar Media, under which Mr Sandilands presents the Kyle and Jackie O show. Mr Sandilands has been given 14 days to remedy this breach. If it is not remedied, ARN will terminate the services agreement with Quasar Media, and in that event Mr Sandilands will cease to present the Kyle and Jackie O show. During the 14 day period, Mr Sandilands will not take part in the show. The KIIS breakfast show will be taken off-air effective immediately, with interim arrangements made for the show. This announcement has been authorised for release by the Board of ARN Media. For further information, please contact: ARN Media Limited Lvl 16, 40 Moyal Street, North Sydney NSW 2060 Australia +61 2 8999909 www.am.com.au" This image yoinked from MFWitches facebook page

@mfwitches.bsky.social pressure on advertisers sweeps away another misogynist from the airwaves. Hopefully this is farewell to #VileKyle - especially from that repugnant anti bullying campaign. 🥂 Cin cin everyone, bring on the champagne.

They could save everyone a lot of grief and just stay home and do that.

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Go back to twitter, fool.

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Invertebrate.

No, I use it too.

My mother said it a lot of times, but once I realised other mothers didn't treat their kids like she did me, it felt like a lie every time.

So, he doesn't understand that the concern he displayed was the emotional support you needed, and it helped you get back to baseline. Does he think he didn't help you get better because he didn't slay a dragon? Why's he minimising his own input? Is this a Dunning-Kruger thing?

What lie? Is it that she's not one of the most well connected, or that she's claimed to have no knowledge of his crimes?

Jesus fucking christ.

Old Zeke the suspicious pig.

It's the grunt/squint. I lose it every damn time.

Someone elsewhere (facebook) said that they were too busy rearranging their runny dog poo collection to watch. Can't argue that would be more pressing.

The Zionist Voice to Parliament needs to be put to a referendum. Bit late, sure, but better late than never.