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katelyn

@katesquire

Michigander. in-house lawyer. I would rather be reading. @gooselaw.bsky.social’s foul-mouthed wife. Never been a natural. All I do is try try try. YOYOK. she/her.

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Latest posts by katelyn @katesquire

Frankly, I’m amazed that Markwayne Mullen can speak with Trump’s balls in his mouth

01.03.2026 19:51 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

I really could go for a massive cinnamon roll right now

05.03.2026 18:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep I def believe the “everyone is 12” theory

28.02.2026 12:16 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone is 12

28.02.2026 12:08 👍 147 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0

Nice to wake up and see that things are getting exponentially worse

28.02.2026 12:12 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I’ve been using Redken for the purple shampoo and it’s so potent it stains my fingers

27.02.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yall the extra day I get remotely compared to my previous job is giving me LIFE right now

27.02.2026 21:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh thank you!!! This is good info for my wish list

27.02.2026 14:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the WORST to find out the expensive stuff works better 😭

27.02.2026 14:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve read that the red light helps with collagen production, healing, etc but idk what to believe on the internet before spending $200-$400 on something

27.02.2026 13:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would still really like one of these. Anyone have any experience that they actually work?

27.02.2026 13:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I hateeee it when the expensive skincare works 😭😭😭😭😭💸💸💸💸

27.02.2026 13:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lmao 🤣

27.02.2026 13:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who? Ken? lol

27.02.2026 12:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Did I just argue with a joke

Did I just argue with a joke

See also these people

27.02.2026 11:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shout out to the "they're not going to actually try to mess with the midterm elections" crew

26.02.2026 18:15 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve emailed 5 people on this one matter today and ALL of them have had an out of office up. Is there something happening this week??? lol

26.02.2026 17:43 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Clearly alien > Cade, at least last night

24.02.2026 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Helluva investigation by @npr.org on how the DOJ "scrubbed from public view" multiple Epstein files that implicate Trump including in a case involving a 13 year old girl.

NPR showing it's work like this is important:

24.02.2026 13:40 👍 769 🔁 351 💬 16 📌 9

Good luck to your spurs lol Cade has been locked innnnnnnn

24.02.2026 00:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LMAOOOO im stealing this right now

22.02.2026 16:43 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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22.02.2026 16:02 👍 490 🔁 131 💬 9 📌 12

Holy shit: they folded immediately after this @pamherd.bsky.social skeet
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/22/t...

22.02.2026 15:51 👍 3090 🔁 763 💬 102 📌 136

😭

22.02.2026 16:04 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two gold medals, hockey is now the national sport of America, I don’t make the rules sorry

22.02.2026 15:54 👍 55 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

LFGGGGG

22.02.2026 15:53 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Makes me think of the baby park Mario Kart course every time. Just CHAOS

20.02.2026 20:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watch it!

19.02.2026 21:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If a Prince can be held accountable, so can a President.

19.02.2026 12:45 👍 5692 🔁 1234 💬 213 📌 65

I wish I didn’t know what kid rock looked like

19.02.2026 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0