Felix's Fantasies

They're very good at their jobs of making me not do the things I want to xD

At least one of them always curls up on me when I'm writing

Tonight, it's both of them

I don't think I'm allowed to write tonight

Mine next one is tomorrow 😭 thankfully it's only for a cleaning, but I still don't want to go!

Big fingers crossed for no root canal for you!

Haha! Tbh for me a spanner is either a tool or a way to call someone an idiot, depending on context xD it's a fun word to use!

Oh you were definitely smooth! I'm just awkward as fuck!

And what if I throw a spanner in the works and tell you Felix is nothing close to my name xD

It was a name an old friend wanted me to call myself when I transitioned, but didn't want it :P

Still definitely not fancy xD but yes jt definitely does!

Shipping to Britain though tbf! Still oof though!

Big oof on dat shipping! haha!

Doooo it! I think it could be super fun!

Love love love!

Definitely the furthest thing from fancy xD never been called that in my 30 years on this planet

Would be B&Q for me haha!

hand and pressed it to his bump where most of the kicks were happening.

"Strong wee bairns." Soap grinned. "Gaun'ae have our hands full."

"Wouldn't have it any other way."

"Hopefully not too much longer. Don't know how much more of this I can take."

"Ye're doing an amazin' job. Sae perfect for the bairns."

"You're getting pregnant next time."

"A would if a could. Ye ken tha'."

"I know. They're both kicking now. They like you talking to them." Ghost took Soap's

his bump. A sharp kick coming from one of the twins.

"That one's yours." Ghost laughed. "Fiesty little monster."

Soap grinned and kneeled down, kissing his bump. "Daddy canae wait tae meet ye two." He said with such fondness. He hadn't even met them, and he loved them with his entire being.

"Two more."

Soap nodded, cutting two more strips and placing them on the outside of his bump. Lifting it gently both times.

Ghost was almost crying with relief by the time the final piece was in place.

"There. How does tha' feel?"

"I feel almost human." Ghost laughed, laying a gentle hand on

tapered off towards his chest.

Ghost groaned in relief as some of the pressure lifted.

"Good?"

"Yeah. Really good."

Soap did the same with the next strip on the other side. Lifting his bump gently before smoothing down the tape.

"That feel okay? Or do you want two more?"

guide. The first piece went into place. A long strip that sat under his bump, spanning the width.

"This one should start to relieve some of that pain." Soap said as he prepped the next strip. Placing it on the underside of his bump and gently lifting it, before laying the tape up to where it

have done this with anyone else."

Soap beamed at him as he grabbed a roll of tape. Ghost rolled his eyes at the sight of it. It was black with skulls on. Of course.

"Let's get ye pain free." Soap worked meticulously. Cutting each strip of tape with precision. He had a picture up to use as a

"Come stand up?"

"Do I have to?"

"If ye want me tae tape yer belly sae ye can actually walk, then aye. Ye dae."

Ghost grumbled. Unhappy to have to leave his spot. He slowly pushed himself up and got out of bed, wincing at the immediate pressure on his back.

"You're lucky I love you. Wouldn't

want him pushing himself too hard.

The tape arrived two days later. Soap intercepting the parcel and immediately going to Ghost.

"Look what arrived."

Ghost looked over from where he was laid in bed. He hadn't let Soap take apart the space he'd built for him. It was too comfy.

Soap saw him crash and smiled. Silently proud that he'd taken care of him well enough to allow him to rest. After massaging him for about an hour, he dropped Price a message to let Ghost off his duties until the tape arrived.

Price agreed immediately. He knew how much pain Ghost was in and didn't

He applied some jojoba oil to his hands and started massaging Ghost's lower back.

Ghost was in heaven. He didn't want to leave. He hadn't been so comfortable and pain free in months. He couldn't help but fall asleep as Soap took care of him. He really did have the perfect husband.

He could've cried at how thoughtful Soap had been. He got on the bed carefully. Slotting his bump into the gap and laying down. A relieved groan coming from him.

"That okay? Need more pillows? Need the hole bigger? Anything?"

"No. This is perfect."

Soap beamed before moving to straddle Ghost.

"Let's get yer shirt off." Soap tugged at the hem, helping lift it over Ghost's head. "Lay doun here. This should be deep enough for yer bump."

Ghost could see that Soap had made a space for him to lay on his front, with a hole for his bump to rest so he wouldn't crush their babies.

"A have some tape on the way, love. A'll give ye a backrub later. Promise. Dinnae be too hard on that lot."

"No promises." Ghost grumbled. Clearly upset.

Ghost could hardly walk by the time he returned to their room. He was in agony. Soap was on him in a heartbeat, guiding him to bed.

My spine feels like a pretzel."

"Back rub later then?"

"Now you're speaking my language." Ghost smiled.

Sadly, Soap had his own work to do. Ghost wanted to cry when he lowered his bump again after about ten minutes. The pain returning almost immediately.

ye meltin' under ma touch like this?"

"Don't care. Fuck that feels so good. You better do this every day."

Soap pressed a kiss to his shoulder. "Promise. Saw somethin' aboot tapin' yer bump up tae help as well if ye want tae try?"

"Johnny we both know I'll try anything at this stage.