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ESPN push alert ESPN President Donald Trump plans executive order that would "solve all of the problems" facing college sports now

oh ok

It shares the same origin that made all of us mad when that Coach guy claimed Ben Askren took a dive against Jake Paul and we knew he was full of shit because Ben Askren sucks.

We're all just extra mad because we're cursed with the knowledge of facts about Ben Askren.

I know a lot of people hate Markwayne Mullin because he's a sycophantic maga dude with a terrible name, but I hate him extra because my stupid MMA fandom makes me aware of him on a dumber level.

I will not get sucked into playing WoW again.

I hope it happens today.

Can’t believe the people that gave Noem $200M to run an ad campaign are mad that she ran an ad campaign.

The term “virtue signaling” has too many negative connotations for me to feel great using it, but I don’t know how else to describe people who talk about how shitty Twitter is while sharing Twitter content and “checking in”.

Talk about a ragebait shortage. They’ll never leave that place.

I hope it happens today.

It’s so weird to me. She did it because the other people in the picture were in shorts. But… like… why? This didn’t happen. This isn’t a real thing.

“This looks just like…” NO IT DOESNT BITCH RUN

She’s OBSESSED with AI-ing her grandkid(s) as fairies, etc. She’s talking about doing a whole series of her aging through her first year. Please lady you are so sweet. Just let the child grow. You’ll be able to see what she looks like. This is so sad.

In a room with one lady talking about how she used AI to edit vacation pictures to show her partner in shorts and make her more tan and another lady talking about using AI to “age” her newborn grandkids WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS IS NOT REALITY PLEASE STOP DOING THIS WHAT IS FUCKING GOING ON

I hope it happens today.

I hope it happens today.

I hope it happens today.

All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick.

I wish the NHL would feature more than six teams on their national broadcasts. I would like to see someone besides the Penguins, Rangers, Golden Knights (worst name), Avs, Capitols, or Bruins.

I hope it happens today.

This is some next-level swiftboating

If you're keeping track, and you shouldn't be because you're normal, Dumas has four open cases: two child support (or lack thereof), one running a red light, and the felony robbery/battery/possession case that will see some action in a couple of weeks.

He'll be fighting again at the end of April.

Going to add this to the thread. bsky.app/profile/sooz...

Bro, of course they did. He's cheap and desperate.

woooooooooooooof

He's currently posting campaign clips of the guy *in third place* in the Texas senate Republican *primary*.

I'll be glad when The Onion election is over.

I hope it happens today.

lol I wasn’t going to say anything but as it turns out I missed your post from 33 minutes ago. Thank goodness you showed up on my timeline again. We’re totes bombing Iran. Let me dm you some secrets.

I’m a high ranking official and I wasn’t going to say anything, but I see you’ve reposted yourself on a very small social media platform lol, let me dm you our highly secretive war plans lol.

I know I just posted 33 minutes ago but if you have anything to tell me, you can dm me. Please remember that this is an option I posted this 33 minutes ago.

I need a burner account so I can make fun of the people that repost themselves minutes after they make a post.