Tom Jones

I hate it. Can I get off please.

It really has come to something when the most deranged content on TikTok is being produced by the White House

7.3 defenders. You'll never sing that

The idea that people aren’t aware that the worlds most objectionable people live in Dubai is wild

I for one, am surprised that a rich, white South African has such strong views on “ethnicity”. Software and hardware is also a super cool and normal way to talk about other humans

Sounds cool. I can’t see this going wrong at all

What first attracted you to oil rich, strategic distraction Iran

Operation haunted testicle

South Park would reject the name “Operation Epic Fury” as too on the nose. “Operation Furious Incel” would be more accurate

"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

Oh no, surely not. It’s always the ones you least suspect

oh come on

Morgan Freeman as Kindly Old Criminal in He Cant Have put The Poster Back Over the Hole It’s Impossible

“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”

The collar, the medallion, the hair. Bobby Robson smiling. Take me back now.

Not a new thought, but my nostalgia for the past as I get older is becoming unbearable. This picture is everything.

Spursy

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

Pray for the good people of Baku, it’s going to be a long night!

Ah, the beautiful game.

Wednesday

I then give up, because it is Gary Neville, Phil Neville, Park Ji-Sung and Darren Fletcher until I get bored of this game.

Never, in the history of the English language, has a word done as much heavy lifting as the “us” in this sentence.

94/95 - Gary Neville

93/94 - Paul Parker

92/93 - Darren Ferguson

91/92 - Neil Webb

90/91 - Mike Phelan

Going through United players from the 90/00's working out who would be the "draught excluder" in the wall

I am the first to judge AI generated video slop but occasionally a work of art slips through the net

T20 World Cup: Rain ends Ireland and Australia's hopes of making Super 8s after Irish Group B match vs Zimbabwe washed out Ireland and Australia are both eliminated from the T20 World Cup as washes out the Group B game between the Irish and Zimbabwe.

Such a shame Australia have gone out, you want to see the biggest teams in the late stages of competition. *dies of laughter*

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