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@evilpumpkinhead

Glorifying obesity one fictional character at a time. Not a place for minors. 18+ only. Ecologist communing with spirits and shaking crazy ass

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Instagram has mistaken my engagement with sexy fat guys for an interest in weight loss before-&-afters, and I honestly can’t bear to return. So many cute bears .. lost ..

08.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Updates from a chubby environmental scientist: wet suit done busted open like one of them dough rolls

08.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When your biggest customer gets too wide to waddle through his door.. or waddle at all… then it’s best to reward client loyalty with a house call.

07.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 599 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Please let me be one of roger’s groupies

07.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve been wanting to dabble in digital art again but I’ve never been able to get behind a lineart style that I was really excited about hrm.

Anyways it’s angus !

06.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been redesigning my sona recently. he’s def easier to draw now, plus he looks so cute as a ball of racc blubber. Win win win

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

@biggbadstarwolf.bsky.social’s character of course !!

01.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn ! Who knew dudes could be so fattening…? Too bad they don’t come with nutrition labels …

01.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 735 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Tried to take notes on the lecture but it felt like all I wrote was β€œburp” and β€œbelch” ?? Maybe I’ll just follow the online lessons…

28.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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They can replace him as lead singer, but papa bear is always on top *WINK*

27.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 318 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Does Cole cassidy still have an audience in this community anymore kfkskskskdn

26.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doing a Weight Gain drive for my upcoming move!

$1 = 1 lbs!

You can donate on my kofi: ko-fi.com/cowdypie

Anything helps out a ton! The top donor will be featured in the next image (which is at $150)! Please be sure to include your username somewhere so I can get in contact with you!

Thanks !

25.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 607 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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Bandit brandishing his bouncy, bulbous biscuits while working on the lawn. Who said yard work would be boring?

22.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Well one things for sure… it’s gonna be hard for his family to ignore him now…

21.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 423 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

furry world where we all bust down freaky style to communicate

21.02.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alexa show me this guy’s massive gut please

21.02.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone ever done a furry world where they speak using a sort of sign language? I think the idea of anthros not being able to articulate speech cross-species (or sometimes within their own) and adapting to this limitation through body language is kinda cool.

21.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ik y’all are here to see my fatties buttttt I am a chronic yapper and I like the idea of worldbuilding in furry media beyond the realm of β€œit’s fiction so it just works that way”.

21.02.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or would the post-ice age climate change have inevitably pushed these species to extinction anyway? Additionally, if we suppose a fur-society mirrors human civilization, would modern species still be present- as they wouldn’t be constrained to ecosystem collapse or overhunting?

21.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For example: for species in the Holocene or even the Pleistocene (about the time human groups were beginning to aggregate in intelligent Stone Age groups) would Paleolithic furs, like mammoth, have begun forming interspecies groups that offset their real extinction by reducing resource dwindling?

21.02.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think an interesting concept for furry media is the idea of extinction and evolution. when do furries become anthropomorphic and cooperative in an earth timeline? Would extinct species have survived in a fur-world if interspecies social development existed prior to their real extinction?

21.02.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would be tempted to say they’re using bugs as a source of protein too, but after knowing only the reptiles and amphibians are eating bugs Idkkkkk.

21.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Along the lines of my last post: what are the animals in zootopia eating? The new canon that reptiles, amphibians, and birds are anthro has kinda limited the predators to meeting their nutritional requirements on fish and mollusks. for every predator in the world? Sounds like an overfishing crisis.

21.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps the non-chordates evolved to fill the niches? I think it would be interesting to see a furry world in which arthropleura evolve to dominate the natural landscape while chordates build urban areas. But there’s have to be some scientific liberties taken to support their development.

21.02.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being an ecologist furry is weird bc every time I see media set in a furry world all I can think about is like… who’s performing all the ecological niches? Arthropods? Mollusca?
Like if all complex animals are living in urban environments then there must be a hefty ecological disaster.

21.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Decided to redraw an old OC. His name is Klaus and he’s a monster hunter. Treat him well and keep him fed and watered.

20.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a reason po doesn’t get more fanart within the fatfur fandom? He was always what I look back on as the character that like.. influenced me most.

20.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Proposal for the national parks service: more benches? Please? My wittle feet are so tired and my thighs are so chafed..

20.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idea for the writers of zootopia 3: city wide men’s division booty bust down competition, fattest ass wins. Primo jiggle physics and all our beloved characters are there, BOOM, immediate box office success.

20.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally got around to seeing the wild robot and it diddddd make me cry

Oh and also fink was so cute so here’s a furry version of him and his bear bf, thorn

19.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0