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I like poking pastrami.

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There’s nowt like being a Leeds fan when Elland Road is like it has been this week is there?

I’m getting the bug back.

#lufc

06.12.2025 20:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sticking Bornauw up front 🤣🤣🤣

What an absolute unit 🤣🤣🤣

06.12.2025 19:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Scotland are going to lose to Haiti

05.12.2025 19:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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World Cup draw.....

05.12.2025 18:16 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Shaun Harvey doing Carabao Cup draw at 2am in Thailand > AIDS > World Cup 2026 draw

05.12.2025 18:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Du du du Thomas Christensen

05.12.2025 18:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it going to be Bielsa?

05.12.2025 18:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And now we have to have a video on every fucking team 😭😭😭😭

05.12.2025 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT THESE TWATS THINK

05.12.2025 18:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wayne Gretsky?

Some baseball nonce?

WTF?

05.12.2025 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OH FFS

More self indulgent bullshit

Fuck off Rio

05.12.2025 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s just a complete an utter circlewank

05.12.2025 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT IS THIS BOLLOCKS

DO THE FUCKING DRAW

05.12.2025 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This bollocks with McConaughey and Ferdinand FML

05.12.2025 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

They got rid of Sepp Blatter because he was bent and got someone even more bent. #fifa

05.12.2025 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I never understand why they have music at the World Cup draw along with unparalleled amounts of sycophancy.

Just do the fucking draw.

#WorldCup26

05.12.2025 18:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This is just a message to anyone who's reading this - talk - you are not alone. My DMs are open to anyone.

02.12.2025 13:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably talking to the void a bit here but I've been so low recently - one of my best friends took his own life 3 weeks ago and there's been a lot of politics surrounding his death and funeral which I'm struggling to deal with.

02.12.2025 13:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Get that fucking plane fuelled up we are off to Kazakhstan next season. #AlmatyWhites

27.09.2025 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On Today’s episode of Border Bants…

24.09.2025 11:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You know you’re off the beaten track when you start seeing road signs to Tehran 🤣

22.09.2025 14:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

21.09.2025 13:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WAT 3 GOALS?

20.09.2025 14:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LEEDS

20.09.2025 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seen as though you’re the only one interested enough to take a guess…

Despite being on a sign post, it’s not possible to actually get to either place on the sign because they are both in territory occupied by Russia. One in South Ossetia and one in Abkhazia.

19.09.2025 12:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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19.09.2025 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

1 internet point for being able to read the sign

19.09.2025 11:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A million internet points to anyone who can tell me what’s so interesting about this signpost. (It’s in Gori, Georgia, if that helps.)

19.09.2025 11:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I really want to see Leeds in the Conference League against some farmers from Azerbaijan before I pop it. Please one year just try in this poxy cup.

26.08.2025 21:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I really wanted to post this

26.08.2025 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0