🇵🇸 Brit the Painting Possum 🤠🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Phish Girl: Okay so to truly appreciate Tweezer (Reprise), you must listen to when they played it live at Dick's Sporting Goods on August 4th, 1997 to TRULY appreciate the subtleties of the song so I'm putting that on

(It is 27 minutes long)

Lads At a Party

Bro Man: The playlist is free, does anyone want to add a song to listen to?

Prog Fan: !!!

Bro Man: that's less than ten minutes long

I wonder if someone who lives is a non-English speaking country heard someone trying to talk to them with everything they learned from Duolingo. Do they have a Duolingo accent?

Picture of Officer Barbrady from South Park giving a thumbs up while holding a copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. See the joke here is that his catchphrase is, "Okay folks, nothing to see here, move along people." Which is what the high ranking ICE officials are li-

Heartwarming! Small town's most incompetent cop becomes nation's greatest ICE agent

Wasn't there like some eating disorder website that replaced their live help chat with an AI bot that would encourage people using it to cut calories? I feel the future is going to be a loooot of companies learning this lesson the hard way 🫠

a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest Alt: A bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest. He has his hands on his hips, staring disapprovingly at the camera before looking away.

remember the hilllary e-mails

Since moot/4chan is also in the files, I'm led to believe that the whole QANON conspiracy thing was to make it look like the idea of an underground pedo ring was nuttery, so the actual pedo ring could slip under the radar.

if people use ChatGPT to try to summarize all these new Epstein Files, will it affect anything like how the Ghibli AI fad made all AI images have a pee filter on them or how grok one time answered every prompt with white genocide in South Africa bullshit?

my baby can hold the bottle 😄

...my baby can hold the bottle 🥺

The infamous intro to Bad Dudes, but the speech has been clumsily edited so that it now reads "The president is a bad dude. shit"

Bought some new boots and the child immediately crawled to them to try to eat them. Smh ain't no child of mine gonna grow up to be a bootlicker 😫

There's two outcomes, one where we somehow narrowly avoid the mass human rights violations of rounding people up and putting them in camps. Those who are for it will then deny how bad it was. The other is they succeed. Those for it will say how could this have happened.

I miss when the internet world was more ^_^ and not 🙄

Youd think, as the President, you'd want to give some kind of reassurance to the people you lead. He's absolutely intending to have everyone in a perpetual state of stress over a possible world war to try to get people to shut down and comply

Telling people "You'll find out" about Greenland should absolutely be treated as a threat.

ICE in the south is going to end in them lynching people. There is something rotten in the underbelly of the Bible Belt.

I just need ONE (1) politician to tell him to fuck off, PLEASE.

Well, at least we know furries aren't involved because those fursuit heads are HIDEOUS

Sweaty Nerd with his first job interview: th-thank you sir, for an opportunity for this...

jorb (fuCK WHY DID I SAY THAT)

Sweaty Jock: no probalo

Hunter x Hunter Chimera Ant: hell yeAH let's eat this bug and get their powers !

wait

Oh god damn it, it's ants

The sign of an emotionally immature person is the type of person that would do the very thing you just politely asked them not to do and expect you to find it humorous. Their life an imitation of a Nickelodeon show, but instead of people adoring the main character, they are just really annoying.

damn I have the terminally online but I got the femoid gene

why didn't this children's tv show not kill the fascist character in a brutal graphic manner

Hey, apparently it would be okay now to kidnap foreign leaders of another country, so we have options.

An angry emoji with sunglasses and it is saying a cuss but the cuss is all censored like this: #$!@

healthcare pls, but also please stop bombing other countries - is this radical socialism?

a cartoon of spongebob holding a piece of paper with memecenter.com written on the bottom Alt: SpongeBob from that one episode where he has a to-do list but the list unscrolls and wraps around the entire room.

Actually, the more you think about it the more it's like this

"Well, he is a bad guy, so I guess it's okay to kidnap a leader of another country."

Damn, we could have done this the entire time? I know of two guys who need this treatment.

I just wanna harvest the moon

the baby crawls. my gaming life is OVER‼️

Merry New Year to all except that fugly skank Benjamin Netanyahu and his little bitch toadie Donald Trump, as well as that shambling corpse that needs to pass on Bitch McConnell and that couch fucker Jacking Dicks Vance and...well you all know who needs to get told to get fucked. Happy New Year!