NerdAlert

I have never, in my life, seen a hairy person and thought, "They are too hairy."

I doubt I ever will! Try me!
Seriously... Try me.
🥺👉👈

Snow Day has me wanting cuddles, belly rubs, and a good feeding ❄️

NerdAlert sitting back on a grey couch in a similarly grey 8XL shirt. Their belly is noticeable but there is plenty of space in the shirt for more.

NerdAlert in the same position but with the 8XL shirt, pulled up to expose their soft, round belly and chest.

Hanging out in my aspirational 8XL shirt as the blizzard rolls in ❄️

🙋 I'll have the strain they're having!

Y'all are real good at getting me worked up in the morning 🥵

this one

JP's exposed lower belly and fatpad

A friend wanted to know how big my fatpad is these days. Figured y'all might want to know too

NerdAlert wearing black boxer briefs and a red sweater covered in paisley and black hearts with unicorns. They are making a heart hand-sign.

NerdAlert in black boxer briefs, now pulling the red sweater up to expose their belly and chest.

🫰 fatten me like you really mean it

Happy birthday!!!

🙋

Anyone ever called you Rubber Duckie? Because you look like you'd make bath time SO much fun 🥴

Got that taken care of... Along with a bag of cheese and half a thing of Fritos with more cheese.

NerdAlert on the couch, lifting an orange shirt to expose their belly and chest. A 1.5Q carton of ice cream sits on their thigh with a spoon in the top.

Oops, I bought this ice cream but there's no room in the freezer for it... Guess I'll have to eat it all tonight 🤷

🤣 exactly. I'm so excited

I FINALLY got credits like a week ago so now the game has really begun. 😈

Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.

Gmail users!!

They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.

Pass it on!!

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

We like this too 😍

Dead serious, if anyone wants this idea. Make the thing, give me a special thanks in a footnote somewhere (or don't), I don't need a penny, it's just an idea I had that I don't have the technical skill set to make real so I'm releasing it into the world for adoption if it resonates with anyone.

😍 Damn, I love a snow day.

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Throwing a brain blast into the gainer world for free:

I want a gainer social app (like that workout one body builders use) to track your calorie intake and meals. Instead of tracking workouts, we track calorie consumption and recipes used to inspire fattening habits and shared recipe libraries.

All my ads on Hulu tonight are for the armed forces, Chick Fil A, and GLP-1s.

It's not the last straw but it's definitely A straw.

Yiffpersonality: Uncovering a Malvertising Campaign Part 1 - Philo's Blog

I just now found out about this...I deleted my post and posting this to spread the word to those who took the yiffpersonality quiz

philo.leaflet.pub/3mcvvpaaaqs2t

2 Chubs
2-3 Feeders
1 Couch
∞ Food

Epic gainer birthday 🥵

Just putting this out into the world... My birthday is next month. 🥵🐷

I do now 🥴