Nothing like some old bubble tea to clear out literally everything you’ve had in the past 48 hours (my tummy hurts)

I think I have that gene that makes aloe juice smell like sweaty ass 💩

Throwback to when I was a super cool streamer (now I work 40 hours a week and do chores in my free time 😩)

Elemental was actually a cute movie and now my curiosity is fulfilled glad I never have to watch it again :)

Did my first oil change and only spilled about a quart of oil on the floor I give myself a B-

All of a sudden my feed is nothing but cute cats, I dig this 👍

AI reacts to 1 man 1 jar

My partner sees it as “cleaning his office”,
I see it as “looking for quarters to use in my devious plans”

What if we kiss in the oui oui? 👉👈

I will pull an all nighter in your honor Jeff

Lascars was a fun chaotic movie 7/10 👌

Bring back Pangea

I know Ive been awfully quiet online for months, just wanna say, I do plan on streaming again, still gaming offline.
Still grieving but doing better overall. Dont know when I’ll be back. I love all my homies, big smooches to all of yous, I’ll see you when I see you ❤️

I will never pee again🥺💕

We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?

Hot take #4: snoring is the human version of purring imo

Every episode of arcane is a masterpiece 😩👌

Happy Thanksgiving fellas 🦃

wAt

I think the being unable to make drafts is doing a number to my blue sky profile, my funny ideas are being thrown into the nether which is my bad memory

I propose a vote, I for one read it as “beeskee”

“More like borelando oom”

Oof I can’t sleep it’s 3am

My 3rd hot take: Balloon garlands are ugly af and there’s no decent way to make them look nice, the only way I see them looking cute is a mermaid themed kids bday.

I have a lot of lore to build up in this site 😤

Me: “You ever do something that you’re impressed by but you can’t tell anybody?”

Him: “Like sucking my own dick?”

Me: “Oh I was gonna talk about how my poop was shaped like a sword but damn you got me on that one I can’t top that”

Happy Halloween, hope it was a scream 🎃

Call me Ash Wednesday the way it sounds like velcro when I take off my socks.. 😭

I’ve seen some libraries straight up rent out leaf blowers x)
My library is slowly getting there, they’re renting out kids toys and drawing tablets

On my bed. Straight up "drawing it" and by "it" haha well. Let's just say. Absolutely nothing