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Jimmy Fallon making fun of Trump?!?!?
Hell has frozen over.
Thanks buddy
The President of the United States has joined forces with his Israeli counterpart, a genocidal butcher, to start a war with Iranβbecause he doesnβt want people to find out that he raped children.
My mom would be so proud if she could sober up enough to read this
( thatβs a joke)
Duran going deep off of Sale has the same energy as Bret Michaels telling Rick Flair he loves him before kicking him in the face.
Iβm so stupid, the only list I should make is who not to follow
Ok I was worried I was the only one
Iβll drink a Martooni to that!
Annnnnd theyβre losing
How to beat the Red Sox in 2026:
Start a Left Handed Pitcher
Pitch around Anthony and Contreras.
Thatβs it.
Turns out that the US Womenβs best hope for winning snowboard half pipeβ¦β¦IS DATING MILES GARRETT?!?!?
THIS OLYMPICS HAS EVERYTHING IM ABSOLUTELY HOOKED
Me: βIβm not really into the Olympicsβ
-joins my father in law watching tv, who happens to have the Olympic recap on. The proceeds to watch the Canada Pairs Free Dance Ice Skating-
Also me:
Goodbye David Hamilton, I wish you well
As a Pats Fan, I could not be happier Robert Kraft took and L tonight. Fuck that guy.
@nfl I do not need this push notification
With the current lineup, if the opposing team scores 4 runs I donβt see how the Sox win.
βHey Freddy Lynn!β
MEANS
Why, is the game being played in Riyadh?
My dad feels that way π¬π¬
Run prevention and hope Roman doesnβt get hurt
JBL is so good and their holiday deals can be insane
Deporting children with cancer.
Using a 5-year-old as bait.
Shooting moms.
ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.
You get me
Manny is insane, but he should be in the hall. Put a giant asterisk under his plaque that says all the dumb shit he did, but he should be in.
Damn. McDermott was great for blowing a few games a year.