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This is what AI violating consumer privacy looks like

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I have some Bluesky invite codes if you know anyone who doesn’t want to give Elon Musk money to use Twitterx

This is not John Fetterman.

Heres a dating tip: don’t Jack off a man at a musical in front of kids on a first date

Did it ever occur to the lib media that some of us *want* our congressional representatives to jack off their boyfriends at a Beetlejuice musical

America, I’m sorry that I fell short of my values when I jacked off my boyfriend at the Beetlejuice musical

This is fine. But can I go skydiving with Dale Sveum? Can I take a pottery class with Bip Roberts? CAN I GET A GODDAMN DINNER WITH KIRK MCCASKILL? I want to hang out with baseball players from the 80s. Not these celebrity jokers

Lauren Boebert escorted out of “Beetlejuice” musical in Denver after “causing a disturbance” U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and &#8…

Wow I didn’t know we’re living in George Orwell’s 1984 here

When the airline says I did a paint job so bad they had to turn the plane around when in fact it was the man in the captain’s hat who did it

I feel really bad for that guy who shit himself so bad they had to turn the plane around.

I said sports. Linda

Rocks it like he rocks defending child slavery!!

Only someone like Neal Katyal could afford a shirt with a pattern that complicated

I’m Neal Katyal, former Solicitor General of the United States. I defend child slavery sometimes and I’m wearing a rainbow cap with a propeller on it to Burning Man

I love to be filmed in a room full of guys wearing cowboy hats and we’re all going to drink beer simultaneously. This is not a musical nor is it porn, it’s to help my political career

He’ll never recover

Looking at all of those 20 track comps of everyone’s favorite songs on Twitter, where everyone lists 20 cool songs they pretend to like while they actually listen to Blue (ba da bee) by Eiffel 65 on a loop driving to work

You don’t deserve a home

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Tv show idea: Billy on the Street, but he is only asking people in Manhattan about the 1987 Milwaukee Brewers

Graphic design is my passion

Can I say something without everyone getting mad

Laugh it up, libs. Is that “funny,” to you? Is it funny that Barbara Walters threw me into a trash can unprompted and I couldn’t go on The View because i was stuck upside down in a trash can?!?

[me to my 10 yr old son and his friends playing video games] hey you guys like REM

LEAVE D BOON AND MIKE WATT ALONE, BRANDON!!!!

It’s a ranking of Justin Amash’s favorite shows but you have to subscribe to his newsletter for some reason to find out

I have never wanted to subscribe to anything else in my life less than this

Donald “Drumpf”