Me (threatening to take a solo vacation): I'd climb to the top of a pyramid but they'd probably shoot me off cause you're not supposed to do that.
17yo: They have guns?
Me: Well, they did back then. It was weird to see guards walking around with giant rifles, but that was 25 years ago.
17yo: Unc.
YOU SHALL REIGN VICTORIOUS!!! also hi been a while hru
Alan Wake 2 and Death Stranding 2 both fulfill my need for a video game to also be a badass rock musical. Thank you @remedygames.com and @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp 💙
Not me just chillin to RHOP Season 10 Reunion and then Andy Cohen making me literally guffaw. Like, my abs hurt.
yes/yes
Every time I come to bluesky, this pic is near the top of my feed (because I hardly post) and it makes me giggle each and every time. So epic.
Saying "sick" as he stood on the top and then taking a selfie? This guy is great.
Seth Rollins is all of us. He's a nice foil for this announcer lady who learned how to do commentary from 90s-era Olympics.
I'm watching Alex freeclimb Taipei 101 and even just watching it on the television is giving me a full-body anxiety attack. 200ft to the top, all I can hope is that at the end of this climb, he's safe. #skyscraperlive
Name the video: stunningly gorgeous Egyptian queen leaves her equally impressively beautiful pharaoh, and her richly appointed life, for sexually ambiguous fae being decked out in Spirit Halloween Egyptian costume.
Nik gave me Life's Too Short on DVD for xmas. Given how much I adore The Office, Extras, Derek, After Life, etc, I'm not shocked at the number of lols I had in EP one, and I'm sure I'll cry by the end. ty @mrrickygervais.bsky.social, @stephenmerchant.bsky.social , and @warwickdavis.bsky.social 💙
No one will ever convince me that Lady Deathstrike's nails make any fucking sense.
This is incredible, holy shit. My 17yo said "RuPaul would approve" and my guy said "dimensions on fleek" but I'm just here awe-struck. Sincerely.
Oh wait... my 17yo just internalized the "no season 2" part and is now bereft. 😭
Hey @danbeirne.bsky.social!!! I have a crisp, new $2 bill for you to make this happen. (That's tooth fairy money, yo. And my kids are 17 and 15 so it's not otherwise spoken for...)
In case anyone here can help influence it, we need more Davey and Jonesie. Season 2. Someone make it happen.
Thimbleweed Park is currently $4.99 on Steam. Get it. Play it. Tell @terribletoybox.com how much you love it (because it's going to be a lot).
store.steampowered.com/app/569860/T...
Srsly tho wanting to hurl is not an emergency but I don't see the problem in standing in the aisle during deplaning to help with the overwhelming claustrophobia
I have problematic vestibular issues; I take 3 different meds before flying and it still makes me super naseous. Then there was turbulence... so to the lady who got mad at me for standing when the seat belt light went off & folk deplaned b/c "what if there's a medical emergency", MA'AM THAT'S ME.
Have cereal bags gotten harder to open since we were kids? Or are my hands just pathetically weak?
ok how do I hire her? (serious question)
heading to dreamforce and becoming the thing I hate
My friends give out bacon.
A protest sculpture depicting Trump with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein appeared briefly on the National Mall in Washington, D.C., bearing the caption “Best Friends Forever.” (This photo was shared with us the piece was installed by an anonymous artist collective.)
Started reading Justin's book sitting in Las Vegas airport and immediately teared up at the dedication, then at the intro, so I guess I'm not reading this on the flight.
At first I thought it was her because it's just her content and then I was like, uh, I sincerely doubt she suddenly became self-aware....
ok I'm starting to be confused by @megkeene.bsky.social , like is that a parody account?
A screenshot of my Windows 98 desktop using the Travel theme. Icons on the desktop include Curse of Monkey Island, Diablo, Encarta 99, AIM, Quake and Netscape.
Windows 98 Plus: Travel
I scrolled for a really long time and once I realized people were talking about TV shows, I will nominate pretty much any song from Girls5Eva.
Two words: weekend montage.
