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bill fartwell (your posts are hot air from an ass)

09.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we love to see it.

now bring me re-signed kevin zeitler and returned kevin byard

09.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a hearty and hale "titan up"

09.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"we invite you to follow our instagram channel," mf no i am on here to watch dudes get kicked in the nuts and cheese pulls on pizza i will never get the chance to eat in person

09.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, chig is fine as like an F-type receiver, but ranked last in blocking among all TE last year. he's a likable dude, but i'm ready for helm. still room to draft the third TE and cut DMR to find a second pass catching TE to develop under the new staff.

09.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think this is the blocking TE they need, helm is chig's actual replacement.

09.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
mitch trubisky's post that he loves to kiss titties

mitch trubisky's post that he loves to kiss titties

beat it, will levis, there's a new backup sheriff in town

09.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

picking 1OA next year will be exciting for yall at least (it was exciting for me last year!)

09.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i dont give a shit about daylight savings time, we had a special needs kid during covid, i havent even known what day it is since 2019, much less what hour

09.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

foot fetishes are for fancy people who grew up always wearing shoes everywhere. hillbillies and rednecks grew up with feet just out and about in the world, tootsies were never mysterious and thereby thrilling to us

09.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i would also like $50m a year and cannot play football

09.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all three, godspeed

08.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4585 πŸ” 642 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 20

pete douche-r

08.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

par for the course from jaffee

08.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you are your profile picture. i read your posts as from that picture. an avatar of a cartoon butt farting? ok let’s see what this ass has to say

08.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife & I have sex. We hide the videos, but he always finds them

13.12.2024 16:30 πŸ‘ 902 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

i can still remember my grandmother's cable had espn on 11, usa on 24, nickelodeon on 26, bet on 26, and mtv on 27, but cannot remember what i walked into this room for

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my clumsy ass would make a whole scene trying to shop these displays

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

05.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 579 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

this terminal pain patient on the pitt has got to GOOOOO, this plotline sucks, go on, git

06.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a turtle 's face with the words cowabunga it is visible Alt: a close up of a turtle 's face with the words cowabunga it is visible

second screen as leon the game is like PICK UP THE CHAINSAW WITH THE A BUTTON

06.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(complimentary)

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

re9 alternates between playing as a cliched white young woman stuck in a horror movie, fuckin screaming and falling down while running away and then playing as leon going through the same spaces but destroying everyone like he's macho man randy savage having just ran in the ring at the royal rumble

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i didn't know the chargers went back to san diego

06.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What year

05.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

04.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 6042 πŸ” 1814 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 39

vaxxed?

04.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
post hardcore history lesson playlist on spotify

post hardcore history lesson playlist on spotify

lesson? i was there when it was written

04.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"my wife, who is definitely real"

04.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0