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I tweet in ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง which means you probably donโ€™t want to follow me. I work in the energy industry so I might rant about that occasionally. Trophy husband. Groucho-Marxist.

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Elle est belle, la Franceโ€ฆ

07.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, the technological revolution we needed: the gamification of household chores.

07.03.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Delusional.

06.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(FWIW, Barre-toi seems like a good middle ground)

06.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Va t'en = go away
Barre-toi = fuck off
Va te faire foutre = go get fucked

06.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quel charmant entourage.

06.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ione Belarra presenta en el Congreso a un lรญder africanista acusado de recibir financiaciรณn del grupo Wagner Kemi Seba, lรญder de la organizaciรณn 'Urgences Panafricanistes', se ha entrevistado en Moscรบ con Aleksรกndr Duguin, ideรณlogo de cabecera de Putin y fue condenado en Francia por incitaciรณn al odio racial

Quelques mois plus tรดt, cette mรชme Ione Belarra posait fiรจrement aux cรดtรฉs de Kemi Seba, qu'elle avait invitรฉ au parlement.

Kemi Seba ?

Un complotiste pro-Poutine, extrรฉmistes de droite de la pire espรจce, grand admirateur d'Alexandre Douguine, etc.

3/3

06.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And it runs deep. Here ๐Ÿ‘‡ is @ionebelarra.bsky.social (who replaced Monteroโ€™s husband at the helm of Podemos) with this nice guy who spreads russian irredentism and propaganda in Africa, ensuring russia has a steady supply of african mercenaries to throw into the meatgrinder.

06.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fort Apache Programa que fue presentado por Pablo Iglesias entre 2012 y 2019. Una tertulia polรญtica que no dejarรก indiferente a nadie. Vigila tu cabeza.

Not โ€œifโ€, and definitely not a one-off, he ran the show and recorded hundreds of episodes until 2019.

youtube.com/@fortapachec...

06.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Canal, avant, c'รฉtait autre chose !
(Les Guignols, 2007)

06.03.2026 12:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 929 ๐Ÿ” 400 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

@shippersunbound.bsky.social

06.03.2026 08:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Montero has never cared about the plight of Iranian women. She was literally paid by the Iranian government (as part of their external propaganda channel @hispantv.bsky.social) as they were executing women by hanging. She's not liberal, she's merely anti-West.

06.03.2026 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Caveat: her husband had his own talk show on Iranโ€™s state tv, and he now has a show he runs with a former Russia Today (RT) employee.

05.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Before the elections we get a parcel with a ton of two-pagers where each candidate (even the minor ones) get the chance to explain their proposed policies. I sat down my ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ partner and I showed her where each one sits. It was grim. I expect this time it will be even worse.

05.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sucks. Last time 3 out of the 4 main candidates were overtly pro-russian. It looks like at least 2 our of the main 3 in 2027 will be pro-russian.

05.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Comme รงa

05.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That, and spiking energy prices. A boon for them just as their economy was showing signs of exhaustion.

05.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russia, always the sanctuary for refugees (of the far-right influencer kind)

[in French]

05.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They started releasing footage of strikes on alleged drug smugglers just a few hours before a large batch of Epstein files were scheduled to be made public.

05.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tehran in three days

03.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Russian LNG tanker Artic Metagaz ATTACKED in Mediterranean
Russian LNG tanker Artic Metagaz ATTACKED in Mediterranean YouTube video by H I Sutton

New video - hot take on Russian LNG tanker Arctic Metagaz burning, presumed sunk/destroyed, in Mediterranean today

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNgL...

03.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 305 ๐Ÿ” 61 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Youtube has decided that I like watching sovereign citizens get arrested now ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

03.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forward deterrence is a better translation. Agreed, @michaelshurkin.bsky.social ?

02.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasnโ€™t Merz saying just last week that they wanted out of the FCAS because France wanted to make it nuclear-capable, and Germany wasnโ€™t interested in that and didnโ€™t want to pay for it?

02.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes

02.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moi je vais commencer ร  รฉcrire ะœะตะปะฐะฝัˆะพะฝ et ะ›ะคะ˜

01.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ’”Near the frontlines in Ukraine, thousands of dogs and cats are wandering through the ruins of their former homes. They aren't just hungry; they are terrified and profoundly lonely hfu.org #hfu #hopeforukraine

27.02.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The arse of free what?

28.02.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 330 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Checking in on the plan to preserve our finite, precious munitions stocks for Taiwan by denying them to Ukraine

28.02.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember very early on, a russian defected and ended up in france. The local media was so desperate to find the fabled good russian, that they gave him iirc 300Kโ‚ฌ in advance for writing a book ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฎ

28.02.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0