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Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs

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Norm!

07.03.2026 00:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was 5 years ago. He still is a staple

06.03.2026 23:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s as hard as it gets, respect. I left my son’s blue dog (name: blue dog) at a restaurant once and got lucky it was still there

06.03.2026 23:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bump

06.03.2026 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good morning, at the moment I'm typing this, Japan is in the third inning of their first game of the World Baseball Classic, and Shohei Ohtani is 3-for-3 with a grand slam

06.03.2026 11:20 👍 232 🔁 20 💬 12 📌 4

That’s right

06.03.2026 03:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Björk
ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Björk YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO

Don’t think I’m breaking news here but this is as good as it gets youtu.be/7fyufPkXLbs?...

06.03.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Exclusive: Owner of Four Loko explores sale of storied alcohol brand, sources say The ​parent company of Four Loko, the canned alcoholic beverage that became a college campus ‌sensation in the late 2000s before being reformulated under regulatory pressure, is exploring a sale of th...

Was going to quibble with the headline but there sure are Four Loko stories so it plays www.reuters.com/world/owner-...

05.03.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lando Norris

05.03.2026 11:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone want to join my dynasty nfl league? The team is good but we *will* piss you off

04.03.2026 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
04.03.2026 21:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That would be a s-Iliad

04.03.2026 01:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Since I don’t vote in Maine I don’t have much to say on that whole thing

04.03.2026 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like Mookie if we got to savor it rather than him just becoming elite overnight

03.03.2026 23:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not sure I could tell you what happened in Industry S4 but Myhala looked damn incredible the whole time

03.03.2026 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By Yair Rosenberg (b. March 1, 2026)

03.03.2026 00:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Carey Mulligan in a downer? Well I never

02.03.2026 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a picture of a nuclear explosion with the words gifbin at the bottom Alt: a picture of a nuclear explosion with the words gifbin at the bottom

swear to god

01.03.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Shitposters don’t have time for that” is a hilarious thing to think and write. The shitposts MUST GET OUT NOW

01.03.2026 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s his time

01.03.2026 15:57 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I prob wouldn’t say that underneath the mathematical proof it isn’t so but go off

01.03.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

www.dadwithapan.com/slow-cooked-...

01.03.2026 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My thoughts on this photo are not appropriate for this moment

01.03.2026 01:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bryan’s dog

Bryan’s dog

Golden Dog: Spring Approacheth

01.03.2026 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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you rang?

01.03.2026 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

28.02.2026 16:26 👍 6088 🔁 2053 💬 0 📌 125

this mofo said Mr. Tump

28.02.2026 17:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An insult to DoorDash drivers

28.02.2026 17:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social

28.02.2026 17:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover
October 2006: 
WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US
Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything
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Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover October 2006: WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything Page 14

My all-time fav

28.02.2026 16:07 👍 1072 🔁 138 💬 2 📌 0