mark kern or “grummz” now has his western kabuki “horniest gamer of 2024” and “biggest industry failure” award listed on his IMDB page lmfao
mark kern or “grummz” now has his western kabuki “horniest gamer of 2024” and “biggest industry failure” award listed on his IMDB page lmfao
not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff
RIP David Lynch.
hi! my annual video countdown of the year's best movies will be up on monday, january 13.
on the advice of "No Other Land" director Basel Adra, the annual fundraiser i launch along with it is in support of The Palestine Red Crescent Society, and the fundraiser is now live:
gofund.me/ae3c2b9f
I have the kind of autism & ADHD where I am clearly supposed to be a village lookout/storyteller but here I am, mixing myself up a goddamned MEAL
4 panel comic. mattie cracks her body open and leaves it recurring dream - I finally find the latch (on my left shoulderblade) and unhook it it's the one that cracks open my body and lets it fall away and I walk out
recurring dream | patreon.com/lubchansky
in line at the AMC explaining to a group of excited 9-year-olds that actually they should lower their expectations for Moana 2 because it was just a season of tv that Disney repackaged when they pivoted away from a Moana series on Disney+ because a theatrical release would be more profitable
You got a 9 to 5 so I'll take the Nightbitch
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Maybe the hotel has a really nice tennis court, ever consider that
Lmao
i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it ‘hasn’t even started filming yet’ but i’m simply too seated.
trump is not invulnerable.
this lady seems fascinating and she’s completely wasted on this preening fanboy profile writer
everyone on this app demanding bookmarks makes me picture a mob outside of a Barnes & Noble
screenshot from wikipedia detailing how james hetfield of metallica narrated a documentary about porn addition
GOON CAVE
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
SO MANY TITTIES
I CANNOT CUM
I CANNOT DIE
FAPPING MYSELF
BLUE BALLS MY HOLDING CELL
i would take The Substance. i dont really give a fuck about 24 year old me getting his nut off but the part where i could sleep on the cold bathroom floor for a week at a time sounds pretty damn good
i’m genuinely confused as to what there is to learn here. these voters are concerned about disorder in their neighborhoods, prices, and migrants. any political strategists surprised by these should retire.
End wokeness on twitter: Got banned from BIuesky within the first 30 seconds for posting a biological fact
Great work mods!!
A trans woman says "sometimes I feel like I'm giving up a lot by transitioning." She leans in "like.. will I ever truly feel like "The Boys are back in town again" Her friend grabs her shoulders in desperation and says "Of course, Margaret! The boys being back in town has nothing to do with gender." With sudden serious she elaborates, "It has more to do with the boys being back in town."
you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice
The culture is being preserved on BlueSky. HISTORY is being preserved on BlueSky.
the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
Very funny for NPR to rightly quit Twitter when Musk labeled them state-run media just to go on producing coverage like this
Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?
Can't decide if we need more bullying here or less but I'm leaning towards more
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