We had it whilst you were away. Autumn now
We had it whilst you were away. Autumn now
Least it weren't out of your nose
Not surprised, aren't you 60 now?
The lads having a square go are definitely scaffolders
It's my birthday!
Have fun π
Not everyone on building sites dyes their hair. Just foremen.
Two cats on a wall looking at me
End of level bosses
Me too
Added to this, people with anxiety and depression are treated like absolute shit by society which means that those societal pressures get worse and their mental health gets worse
The Grimleys title
TV listing A six part comedy drama about a schoolboy misfit in 1970s Dudley. Romeo and Juliet. Gordon Grimley is in love with his English teacher, but he has a rival - his sadistic PE teacher
#OnThisDay 1999 : The first episode of The Grimleys aired on ITV.
It starred Amanda Holden, Brian Conley and Noddy Holder among others. It was a comic drama set on a Council estate in Dudley during the mid 70s. I loved it at the time.
#90s
MARKETS | THE TRADER The Stock Market's New Fear Is an 11-Letter Word That Crushed the Economy in the '70s
Bellbottoms
Screenshot advertising a gig at Liverpoolβs Camp and Furnace venue. Itβs headlines βThe Songs Of Bob Dylan and Joni Mitchell, but the lettering is arranged so it looks like it says Bob Joni and Dylan Mitchell.
Iβve always been a big fan of Bob Joni, less so Dylan Mitchellβ¦
Morning all.
Photograph by Frank Martin. Charles Tumbridge riding through Kensal Rise, West London with his dog Susie in her sidecar kennel, 1962.
A great bird
Happy international womenβs day to all the great birds.
This is the sort of Saturday night action I'm here for
What else would you be washing?
Why cant you wash your feet in the bath?
Englishness Essentials
1. Pie
2. Vocabulary of 100 words for rain
3. Innate sense of superiority
4. Ability to shout loudly and slowly in pigeon English with confusing hand signals when abroad
5. Emergency frying pan
He's been drinking massive volumes of cunt juice and is an utter arsehole here.
Thing is, though, maybe he's always been this way and due to his documentary style and the awful cunts that feature in them, perhaps that's been somewhat concealed.
Top tip: Ruin Simple Minds and forever fancy Sunday lunch in one fell swoop by singing βI like Roast Chickenβ to the tune of Alive and Kicking.
Rik Mayallβs birthday today. To celebrate, I will be hitching my Y-fronts up way above my jeans and kicking Ade Edmondson repeatedly in the bollocks βοΈπ
Nigel Farage, the only amphibian on record to have admired Hitler, writing a letter to Donald Trump that contains the phrase βplease piss in my mouthβ
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ainβt calling
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Me too!
"The first woman I decapitated was my own mother," said Mary, picking her nose with a chipfork as she spoke.
#openinglinestonovelsididntgetaroundtowriting
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Fucken geese