Tattooed Mormon Lawyer

Did your mom…feel the fire??

Ben Chiarot for one. He’s rounding into his usual late-season form.

Not to mention him not doing dick on Vegas’ second goal except screen his own goalie. So, now the least intelligent hockey fanbase gets to celebrate another win.

Ben Chiarot on the penalty kill in OT is useless.

Tonight is why Stevie Y has said Edvinsson is off limits. #lgrw

The absolute worst fans in the MW melting down makes me happy.

I’m happy to spread the Gospel of Mo Seider 😁. #lgrw

FML

Gas. Brake. Charlie Becker.

Kyle Shanahan is not a wartime consigliere

Given the phantom call that led to the game tying goal, the Hurricanes should be thankful they’re leaving town with a point.

I mean, he played one more year, but yeah, that was the last thing anybody remembers of his career lol

Ben Chiarot is still a major league moron, and I’m grateful this is the last year of his contract.

Yeah, Kyle Shanahan is not a wartime consigliere. Nor a good play caller in the clutch. Probably the most overrated football coach of my lifetime.

Lane Kiffin is the Michael Jordan of Jay Norvells.

Every time it seems like the Red Wings get some momentum, Ben Chiarot makes sure to do something really stupid that costs the Wings. I’m so glad this is the last year of his contract. #lgrw

Let me put it this way. My family and I have spent a bit of time in Portland. We were safer there than Charlie Kirk was in Orem.

According to Spencer Cox, the guy in Michigan had a “leftist ideology.”

Man, these white people need to stop rioting. nationalcircus.com/article/char...

A friend at Cato just did some great work quantifying this and his main point was to underscore how relatively rare it still is, to throw a bit of a cold water on the panic. But he also found, as any serious methodology inevitably does, right-wing outnumbered left-wing several times over.

I’ve gotta say this: @govcox.bsky.social is a chicken-shit bastard. Dude uses his Boy Scout image to carry water for the racist morons that run his party. Saying that a certified groyper appears to have a “leftist ideology” and thus continue to baselessly foment RWNJ anger against liberals. GTFOH.

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.

Eh, I just can’t with him. He went on Le Batard about a year or so ago, and they tried a bit that fell flat. Wasn’t obscene or offensive, but just poorly executed. But he’s been really whiny about it ever since.

For a guy who’s supposedly funny, he takes himself way too seriously.

Sorry, I gotta say it: Ronny Chieng isn’t funny.

#legendary

Anybody else notice the dudes wearing the Dumb & Dumber outfits sitting courtside?? 😂😂 #nbafinals

John Fetterman is the new Kyrsten Sinema.

I get the logic of swapping the goalie early in an elimination game (and I often don’t necessarily disagree with it). And Casey DeSmith isn’t a bad goalie. But you can’t tell me DeSmith gave the Stars a better chance than Otter when they’re only down 2-0.

TJ Oshie looks like he’s 12

Auston Matthews is this generation’s Eric Lindros: physical specimen with every physical tool you’d want, but a mentally weak primadonna who folds in the clutch.