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@phorenzik

General buffoonery. Sometimes a bit moany. Shows potential. #ActuallyAutistic A satirical thing I write that nobody reads: parpculture.wordpress.com

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He happily accepted loads of blood money from the recent Riyadh comedy festival.

Anyone who puts money above morals has no right to speak out against anything

07.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll stock up from poundstretcher now

07.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally my favourite tea.

Has 'new & improved' ever resulted in a better product for the consumer, or has it always been shorthand for 'cheaper for us to produce so it tastes a bit shitter'

07.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having to pay for a carrier bag that advertises the store is particularly annoying

I knew someone that used to turn them inside out to hide it

Thought it was very pedantic at the time, but I absolutely agree with them now

07.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Their feedback shows others have highlighted the reproductions and they are not registered as a business either

Report them to eBay for being a business seller masquerading as a private seller, as that affects eBay's fees and will be the only thing that makes them take any action

07.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 3115 πŸ” 1117 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 48

You need MORE help when you're an adult because EVERYTHING is WAY more complicated

I'm absolutely broken and have no idea how to cope with anything.

07.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Channel 5 has one of it's crappy documentary things on, and ALL the B-roll footage is GenAi slop

This will become the norm for this type of show now, won't it?

06.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It started off as a decent B movie that knew what it was, but somewhere near the middle, became a bit of a slog to sit through despite its relatively short runtime.

Definitely needed tightening up

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The definitive way to play gen 1 of #Pokemon has just become even more definite!

"PokΓ©mon PureRGB"
takes the originals and adds tons of new improvements, QoL features and brand new content!

Full 23-minute video
youtu.be/zY1cg3GU-Dk

#retrogaming #Gameboy #GBC #gaming #romhacking #romhack #romhacks

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Either a nod or ai was used and it literally did the bare minimum of scraping and based it upon the first thing it found.

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's an imbecile.

All rich people are.

They either become stupid through wealth or were rich in the first place and fell upwards.

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon the Aliens talk in a Xenomorph version of scat

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*immediately flies to Bolivia*

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scatman by Scatman John.

Every episode.

Also for the theme tune.

Every episode.

06.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the reason it sank was because everything before it was unwatchable, turgid, shite.

This show never even registered on my radar

06.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had an inkling

06.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Bee Gees

05.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the irony

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
LEGO Horizon Adventures (Switch) Journey to a distant future, where the land is made of LEGO bricks and lush nature has reclaimed the Earth. Meet the Nora tribe who live in the settlement of Mother’s Heart, and catch your first glimp...

It sold very poorly, because it wasn't a great license to shoehorn into the LEGO world

Currently Β£14.95 or 2 for Β£25 here

www.thegamecollection.net/products/leg...

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember buying this issue. Earth Shaker was ace. I played it loads

05.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd buy these now!

05.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Always reminded me of these

05.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Egg

Egg

Dexter holding a Dunk & Egg book

Dexter holding a Dunk & Egg book

β€˜A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ star Dexter Sol Ansell dressed as his character Egg for World Book Day at his school πŸ“•

β€œOn my way to school for world book day - dressed as myself πŸ₯šβ€

05.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 670 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 34

I genuinely don't know who this is about

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This only counts physical copies of Requiem sold in Japan.

There wasn't a digital download option for Resi 5 & 6 upon their release(s) so of course they'd sell more physical copies than Requiem has.

What a stupidly misleading headline & pointless article

05.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have, but it's hard when cashflow is a major hurdle. I'm just hanging on a thread,, selling belongings to pay bills.

Thanks for caring though.

05.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It helps nobody and it's farcical that they'd even suggest it.

05.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no help for lots of people who genuinely need it.

I'm deemed as being too much in need of support to actually get any at all, which is completely unbelievable and shows how broken the system is.

Last time I asked for help, they told me to quit my self employed business & go on the dole

05.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am self employed, but my income is very low

05.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0