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Psyduckfrown Stayholmes

@shrlckdwnsthlms

Eigentlich Sherlockdown.Stayholmes.bsky.social aber *Nachäffstimme* dEiN HänDEL is too lungo, Casually shitposting in Deutsch und english, sometimes gleichzeitig. Words are fun. Currently in my silly goose era. Now extra duckey.

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Cropped image of a sketched roster and bold letters

Cropped image of a sketched roster and bold letters

This Friday, I will try to finally finish this piece. It's long overdue and since I'm in a huge funk these days, I can mindlessly ink this and chat with ya'll. Hope to see you there <3

www.twitch.tv/jaws_stone

11.03.2026 18:00 👍 34 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
a digita painting of an underwater scene: a girl with blue hair surrounded by whale sharks and other animals

a digita painting of an underwater scene: a girl with blue hair surrounded by whale sharks and other animals

I used to paint digitally. This one is from 2022. medium: Procreate, Photoshop

11.03.2026 15:02 👍 1004 🔁 288 💬 7 📌 2

each one facing a stern risk

11.03.2026 18:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ja easy lass doch chatGPT das Unterrichtsmaterial zusammenstellen what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

11.03.2026 16:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

...dunke

11.03.2026 11:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
End credits for The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition) when I saw it earlier this year.

End credits for The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition) when I saw it earlier this year.

I don’t sit through the end credits to see a post credits scene. I sit through the end credits for the end credits. It’s nice to bask in the atmosphere of the film, staying inside that cocoon a little longer before braving the outside world again.

10.03.2026 22:54 👍 387 🔁 21 💬 32 📌 3

witch one?

11.03.2026 05:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Your month, your bird friend!!

10.03.2026 21:58 👍 3394 🔁 1280 💬 66 📌 164

Buffalos revival Winter Edition ick hör dir klompen

10.03.2026 21:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

'bisschen' schweres Wasser is ja auch nur leicht adipös, das kriegt man schon weggespritzt

10.03.2026 21:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is safe night time skeet oder war Zeitumstellung jedse schon?

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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chuck e cheese is wearing a top hat and holding a microphone . Alt: eine ranzige Muppetmaus mit Melonenhut zeigt mit dem Zeigefinger auf uns und zwinkert uns zu

*rodent

10.03.2026 21:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hehe, kakapo

10.03.2026 20:52 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

.oO("mein scheiß vogel geil rauchbert")

10.03.2026 18:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so quokk 🤝

10.03.2026 18:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

plot twist: das ist 1 Quokka mit Magermodelmaßen

10.03.2026 16:53 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wer blinzelt verliert

10.03.2026 16:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An illustration of Venom and Logan on the tube

An illustration of Venom and Logan on the tube

Commuting
2022

10.03.2026 10:45 👍 1016 🔁 235 💬 5 📌 0

Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren,

E-Mails werden nur noch in der Schriftart Arial, Schriftgröße 11 bearbeitet.

Abweichende Formate werden direkt gelöscht.

I hope this mail finds you.

10.03.2026 13:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in die Tasse darf nur Lack ☝️🧐

10.03.2026 09:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its shorter that way

09.03.2026 21:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pulling a shame-a-lay

step 1: be actor
step 2: get to a certain level of fame
step 3: trash talk theaters'n'opera
step 4: free tickets

09.03.2026 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three Datas in a time rift at the conclusion of the Star Trek TNG no episode, “we’ll always have Paris”

Three Datas in a time rift at the conclusion of the Star Trek TNG no episode, “we’ll always have Paris”

I’ve changed some of my clocks but not all of them and now I’m all like

09.03.2026 03:19 👍 204 🔁 26 💬 14 📌 1

🫠

ja ok, hatte eh nicht mehr vor, da hin zu wollen

09.03.2026 12:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i was today years old, als ich gelernt hab, dass Amerika jetzt schon Zeitumstellung hatte und wir erst in drei wochen?

pardon my french aber what kind of fuckery is this?!

09.03.2026 11:42 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

jetzt können wir die fckAfD leider nicht mehr verbietet, die Wahlergebnisse sind zu gut.

09.03.2026 11:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a person with blue paint on their face and a hatJinu from K-Pop Demon hunters in front of a pink flame wall in his sexy demon form wearing a black robe and hat. He is singing towards us while reaching out with a hand drawing us closer. Alt: a person with blue paint on their face and a hatJinu from K-Pop Demon hunters in front of a pink flame wall in his sexy demon form wearing a black robe and hat. He is singing towards us while reaching out with a hand drawing us closer.

K-POP PETROL HUNTERS - GOLDEN

🎶
PRICES GO UP, UP, UP,
IT'S OUR MOMENT.
PUMPING OUR GAS WE BE GROWLIN'
CREDIT CARDS HAVE TO BE GOLDEN
OH, UP, UP, UP, WITH OUR PRICES
CARS WILL START GAS MICRO DOSING
CREDIT CARDS HAVE TO BE GOLDEN
🎶

09.03.2026 08:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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T. rex took 40 years to reach full size, study finds Tyrannosaurus rex may have taken far longer to grow up than scientists once thought. By analyzing growth rings in fossilized leg bones from 17 tyrannosaur specimens and using new statistical methods, ...

That's because they coddle them too much now. Back in my day, it only took 20 years for T-Rexes to fully mature, because they had discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the terrible tyrant lizard.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

09.03.2026 02:34 👍 3990 🔁 471 💬 179 📌 36

die gibt es nur für Fische, damit sie besser mit dem Strom schwimmen

09.03.2026 06:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Foto von einem grummeligen Kätzchen.

Foto von einem grummeligen Kätzchen.

aww shise, schon wieder Montag.

09.03.2026 06:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0