Urban legend has it, if you hit the ground in a falling dream....you'll shit your pj's and wake up because your body thinkll you'll have died but you'll just wake up wishing you had died

Omg it is so windy in chicago right now It sounds like I live between a construction site and a strip club there's so much whistling going on #Chicago

If you were to search hotdogs in Google maps while you're in Chicago, would the whole screen look like it's covered in ketchup?? #Chicago #hotdogs

Bluesky setting the default year to 2004 is cutting REAL deep. Might have to sell alcohol to somone born in 2005 to get over it