Skorpius

God fucking dammit!

I'm so glad we don't do that shit where I live.

I'm completely convinced that Trump is a Russian agent sent to destroy our country.

Of course Agent Krasnov has to defend his boss.

hey hey just another quick reminder to anyone who chose to do anything other than vote for Kamala:
no we will never forgive any of your motherfuckers for any of this shit

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.

I hope she sees the inside of a prison cell.

Good. Now press some charges.

We could have if Merrick Garland hadn't fucked up.

To what end? She's just gonna lie the whole time.

I hate how often I have to use this.

They do know that there's actually people named Dick, right?

Of all the things they could have added, fucking THIS?!

That's all they do. Lie, lie, lie.

Lasted longer than Concord did.

It wasn't until I got older that I found out you can sleep wrong.

Five? But there's only three movies. Only three.

"Most relevant?" If I'm fucking subscribed, it m's *all* relevant to me.

I had no idea who this person was until just now. I already hate him.

"Anti-war president."

Preemptive attack? You mean terrorism.

Forget "knew what he was doing." They were participating.

I'm not usually one to judge before I've watched something, but this looks like shit.

You know it will.

Why port the games when they can monetize the shit out of their most profitable franchise?

Describe your favorite games poorly:

A military officer must stop giant squids from taking over the universe with the power of friendship.

A little boy must become a man and save the world with the power of music.

An old man must save the world by fighting another old man on top of a giant mecha.

I won't call you a racist, but I will call you a fucking moron.