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@kimprovising

Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio. Blue dot in GA

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Donald Trump Jr. sits on the board of an American drone company with Pentagon contracts.

Eric Trump recently invested in an Israeli drone company.

Don Jr. and Eric just invested in yet another drone company vying to get government contracts.

But Hunter Biden sold a painting.

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09.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7
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the president has no idea what he has set in motion. none.

www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

09.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 24964 πŸ” 7452 πŸ’¬ 2457 πŸ“Œ 678

My honest-to-God retirement dream is to open a hobby, gamer nerd and arts & crafts store with my wife and just to spend the rest of our lives teaching creative skills to people. It’d be so much fun.

09.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Behold the evil bunny. Easter is closing in and we have to be extra cautious.

#watercolor #drawing #handdrawn #bskyart #sketch #sketchbook #coloredpencil #bunny #easter

09.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you feel better soon!

09.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people standing around a table with the words to be fair Alt: The gang from Letterkenny standing around a table singing "to be fair" in deep, resonating voices

I mean...

09.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This. Now *this* is the kind of good news that I am here for! So glad for you!

09.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

has anyone considered the benefits of protesting from home by eating potato chips and catching up on tv shows that have been recommended by friends???

12.06.2025 12:33 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm on a lot of drugs, but they're doctor drugs and they're no fun at all.

08.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

08.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 12877 πŸ” 4886 πŸ’¬ 919 πŸ“Œ 695
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Politely fried tf outta my man

03.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1067 πŸ” 274 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 81

it’s a nice ass day; don’t forget your sunscreen!

07.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. This thunderstorm is *intense* right now. The lightning and thunder are right on top of us. But it's also hailing. 80Β° outside and it's hailing. We've already lost one treetop in our backyard. Wild.

06.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly

06.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Asteroid 2024 YRβ‚„ will NOT hit the Moon.

JWST observations refined the orbit, dropping the lunar impact probability from 4% to zero.

Independent researcher Sam Deen had already reached the same conclusion using 2016 precoveries.
science.nasa.gov/blogs/planet...

06.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

I've resolved to remove meat from my diet except for what i can catch so watch your ass out there

02.01.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop using AI you fucking morons

13.12.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For just 3.99/hour I will perch above your front door like a human gargoyle and screech at passers-by. I will also do this if you don't pay me

21.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

please know that when you
were nice to me on here that
was the best part of my day

06.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Not now, Babe. I've got to gulp down this tangy psyllium husk before it gels.

06.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

"En garde louis" had me laughing way harder than it should. Like it made me snort so hard I cleared my sinuses and can now smell colors

06.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of human shaped figure throwing a smaller figure over a fence. There are 2 French sentences asking parents not to toss kids over the fence. In English it says: French primary school: Parents, stop throwing children over the gate.  Parents were literally throwing their children over the lockd 6-foot-high gate. A primary school in Avignon, France, has has to issue warnings to parents to stop throwing their children over a six-foot fence to avoid being late.

Drawing of human shaped figure throwing a smaller figure over a fence. There are 2 French sentences asking parents not to toss kids over the fence. In English it says: French primary school: Parents, stop throwing children over the gate. Parents were literally throwing their children over the lockd 6-foot-high gate. A primary school in Avignon, France, has has to issue warnings to parents to stop throwing their children over a six-foot fence to avoid being late.

French parent: *Yeets kid over the fence* Garde Louis!

08.12.2024 09:45 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

telling my boss i need to go home because i sneezed three times and also i don’t want to be here today

04.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only you can save me, coffee

06.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 9658 πŸ” 2813 πŸ’¬ 483 πŸ“Œ 118

me, opening my junk drawer: *sees 30 year cable charger that i haven’t used in 29 years*

also me: don’t throw it out you might need it

05.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0
We are looking at a pen and ink illuminated letter E showing a young Queen Elizabeth I sitting on her throne with the canopy of state above, the words, 'vivat regina' are written on the canopy. She is wearing a robe with a long ermine lined train over the top. She also wears a crown and is holding the orb and sceptre. To one side is a very happy lion acting as a standard bearer.

We are looking at a pen and ink illuminated letter E showing a young Queen Elizabeth I sitting on her throne with the canopy of state above, the words, 'vivat regina' are written on the canopy. She is wearing a robe with a long ermine lined train over the top. She also wears a crown and is holding the orb and sceptre. To one side is a very happy lion acting as a standard bearer.

The very happy lion is featured on an illuminated letter E of Queen Elizabeth I on our 1581 Charter.

The lion like the letter is in fact not 16th century but a copy from 1910.

Still roarsome though. πŸ˜‰

06.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr: "President Trump understands that we're engaged right now in spiritual warfare and that the malevolent forces want to drive us apart and end our connection to each other. One of the ways we can remedy that is by reinstituting this sacred ritual of eating with each other and cooking."

05.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 879 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 667 πŸ“Œ 406

No, I dug a little deeper and Amazon Shopping does not have permission to look at my photos. It's not even an option. Needless to say, I removed ALL their permissions but I want OFF THIS CRAZY TRAIN.

06.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0