problem goose

good night, beautiful sheep

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Radio lab: between 1890 and 1980, before computers, what were doctors in hospitals writing on their clipboards? They were drawing pictures of their imaginary pony. And for almost 100 years 92% of doctors named their pony “Apricot”. The reason why? It’s kind of a long story,

we live in the worst society in history, one where everyone is miserable, one that is literally killing everything alive, and millions defend it every day because they can’t imagine anything else

a lot of people looking at the good cop/bad cop act and going “but maybe if we swap out the good cop with a different good cop he’ll really be nice this time, he’ll actually buy me a coke for snitching on my friends”

Democrats will never oppose war, they’ll never abolish ICE, they will never do any of the things you want them to, not because they’re stupid or cowards but because they’re rich and powerful and they benefit from the system as it is, it’s as simple as that

listen I still like to go to twitter because I need to keep up with the News (guy with brain damage who is quote-tweeting a guy with worse brain damage who is quote-tweeting an abyssal horror, with brain damage)

everyone seems so hung up on "the AI killed those school children" when a Real Person still pressed the button, and the imaginary capacity for this system to self-execute bombing targets is propaganda enough to make sure people don't get the wrong idea and destroy it before it actually gets there

I want capitalism without the fascism, I want industrialism without the mass murder, I want driving the car off the cliff without the crashing into the ground

*with massive superiority and condescension* I have been typing on the computer for many years

We invented the term “military aged males” for killing children in Iraq and Afghanistan.

no one born with a living soul cares about lorne michaels

[hearing they fired the guy in charge of the gestapo] about time, finally get some good management in there, for the gestapo

going back in time to stop Hitler by voting in an election to vote out Hitler, that I assume Hitler will be nice enough to hold

but toni, my Engagement

Death by Hanging

The sun is shining after another snowfall. The snowshoe hare likes it as well.

I get all my geopolitical news from mentally ill white people who personally hate Taiwan, in a way that isn’t just aimed at the govt of Taiwan but seemingly at the people of Taiwan. And also Tibet
And now they’re telling me that every Kurdish person is CIA. I’m taking it all in and smoking a pipe

you don’t like it when there’s cops even in space and they protect us with their indomitable will

clearly at one point it was Chiang but by the time it reached Rubio he probably didn’t even know who Chiang was

a trans woman, somewhere: the new york times is institutionally transphobic

me, jumping through the window like batman: what did you say about my tiny baby child

I can't imagine how sad and broken your life has to be for you to form a parasocial relationship with a professional newspaper columnist

holy shit I just found out - Grover was the monster at the end of the book

gonna become one of those guys who just posts screenshots of old tweets, gonna be a "remember that" guy but for your nostalgia for old tweets

listen up libtards: cocoa puffs aren't woke any more

[me hitting you] whatchagonna do about it, power flows from a gun haw haw

[you hitting me back] please… an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

honestly one of the only good things about it, dogs should be everywhere biting everyone