Robert Woolley 🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Any time soon they'll be embracing 15 minute cities

Cow pulled to safety after getting stuck in mud in Bordon The young Hereford cross cow was returned to her owner in Bordon after being rescued from deep mud.

🚨 COW NEWS 🚨

Or Trump. Look at all those times he served.

Oh.

Telling non-US shipowners and crews, “Take a floating bomb through a missile alley so the government of a different state doesn’t have to deal with domestic political consequences of its stupid actions”.

Nah, you first, thanks all the same.

All I keep thinking about is how the pardons for all of this have already been written

So Brian will show some guts and hop on over there to show them he’s got their back? He could take old bone spurs with him.

You would hope so. Adult supervision.

She takes her orders from BunchOfNumbers of Twitter.

And mandatory seat belts, speed limits and drink-drive laws...

Sent new leader of Iran my warmest thoughts and prayers. For some reason he doesn't want anymore of our air defence systems.

Morning!

Is Doge available for comment?

This would explain why shares in Vietnamese investment trusts tanked this morning.

EUROPEAN COUNCIL PRESIDENT SPOKESPERSON: JORDAN, EGYPT, BAHRAIN, LEBANON, SYRIA, TURKEY, ARMENIA, IRAQ, QATAR, KUWAIT, UAE, SAUDI ARABIA AND OMAN REPRESENTED AT VIDEOCONFERENCE WITH EU INSTITUTIONAL LEADERS

Does FIFA do a prize for economics

I actually managed to get my boiler to condense properly. YouTube videos and lots of tweaking and fiddling

When you get comments on your pull request from That One Colleague.

Gallup Poll (3/5/26):

Do you approve of $8 gas

No: 99%
Yes: 1%

Do you approve of Donald Trump's $8 gas policy

No: 46.6%
Yes: 38.9%
Unsure: 14.5%

Yeah. I have no off street parking. And commercial charge rates are awful.

The Iranians might be livid but they are not stupid.

Depends on where electricity prices go...

Sounds about right

Assume cock-up not conspiracy.

Telegraph still anti-EV though?

9 MAR 2026 telegraph BREAKING NEWS Drive less to save fuel as oil prices surge, motorists told

Telegraph in even-a-broken-clock-right-twice-day moment:

That last bit about God is particularly relevant...

wait so there’s a major oil crisis and they’re gonna fly seven reps to meet each other so they can diplomatically avoid saying that one of them caused this whole ass crisis single-handedly?

because that could be an email

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Restarted service. With headaches.