Jemima Kelly

Words, what do they mean

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Jemima Kelly steps inside the $75,000 Harmonic Egg The ovoid sanctum promises spiritual, physical and emotional healing. Should you shell out?

For the latest instalment of my Adventures in Woo-Woo, I step into, yes, a giant $75,000 egg.

www.ft.com/content/3993... (free to read! 💸)

Kwasi Kwarteng is focused, ‘orange pilled’ and ready to start bitcoinmaxxing Checking in on the ex-chancellor

Wonderful stuff on our esteemed former 38-day chancellor from @louisashworth.bsky.social featuring a cameo from moi(hahaha) (a good joke if you speak French 🫠)

www.ft.com/content/ae76... (not a gift link because FT Alphaville is freeeee)

Yes banking is a Ponzi scheme where "if you didn't have those connections you didn't get that benefit" whereas of course "crypto totally democratises".

That's why the Trump family's nonsense crypto firm is 49% owned by a member of the UAE's ruling royal family.

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lol what is that from

Yes, we should preserve western culture but not like this . . . [FREE TO READ] The idea that we must rely on the likes of Elon Musk, Donald Trump and Kid Rock as custodians is laughable

Belatedly sharing this week's column

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thank you!

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Good :) As I mentioned during the segment, there seems to be quite the difference of opinion on that topic (and most others!) between here and The Other Place...

"the city of love is long gone, replaced with aggressive drug dealing invaders"

A unique moment of self-knowledge for convicted felon and pint-sized racist hate-goblin Stephen Yaxley-Lennon.

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What have we come to

Une tragédie!

Feeling the urge to bring to this platform two important recent X messages from two of the West's most serious and thoughtful defenders. Particularly struck by Tommy Robinson's observation that "the city of love is long gone"

In the most important news today, @nigella.bsky.social is joining @ftweekend.com as a food and drink columnist! She joins @harrietfl.ft.com's shock and awe roster of @marinaoloughlin.bsky.social @jayrayner1.bsky.social, Tim Hayward and Jancis Robinson aboutus.ft.com/press_releas...

Belief in bitcoin is starting to ebb, argues Jemima Kelly, as the supply of “greater fools” on which it relies dries up.

Read @jemima.bsky.social's column in today's #FTEdit 👉 Bitcoin is still about $70,000 too high ft.trib.al/R6qGNRT

Then take today's #FTEdit poll 🗳️ ft.trib.al/hn4X7a9

Bitcoin is still about $70,000 too high [FREE TO READ] The crypto crash is coming — and the landing won’t be pretty

Another gift link as.ft.com/r/97d615e5-1... Bitcoin is still about $70,000 too high

Thanks Rory!

Gosh, that is very kind, thank you!!

1/ The formidable @jemima.bsky.social of @financialtimes.com reminds us again, in her inimitable fashion, that the ultimate price of Bitcoin is ... zero.

Oh don’t tempt me

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This brings me joy!! 🥰

I often think of how my entire start into journalism is thanks to Jemima throwing one of my articles into the FT Alphaville Further Reading section in 2019.

It was life altering.

I’m glad she’s still writing stuff like this because the coiners get so mad about it on Twitter.

Would be sharing this anyway, but if you can kick off an anti-crypto column by quoting one of my favorite movies, you have me in your palm.

Thank you!

Largely as an excuse to share one of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite films

Bitcoin is still about $69,000 too high The crypto crash is coming — and the landing won’t be pretty

"This week has shown us that the supply of “greater fools” that #bitcoin relies on is drying up."

Great piece by @jemima.bsky.social with reference to La Haine ❤️

Bitcoin is still about $69,000 too high [FREE TO READ] The crypto crash is coming — and the landing won’t be pretty

Wrote about bitcoin again 🤡

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