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Laura Pearlman

@laurasbadideas

My stories are in Nature, Shimmer, and a few other places. My LOLcat captions are on McSweeney's. Editor of @catscast.org. Member of Codex, SFWA.

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CatsCast 27: Lost in Translation by Y.M. Resnik | Escape Artists Foundation Get more from Escape Artists Foundation on Patreon

If you're an Escape Artists patron, you might have noticed something fluffy in your email or podcast feed.

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19.01.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Do I know any scientists based in Antarctica? Or who can put me in touch with someone? Reposts gratefully accepted!

18.01.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

In which @alasdairstuart.bsky.social's outro almost makes me cry. (P.S. CatsCast returns in January!)

19.12.2025 01:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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PseudoPod 1001: A Coven of Cats Under the Light of the Moon and The Halloween Parade On this night, we escaped from our homesβ€”we darted through the open doors, we leaped over the privacy fences, we fled under-bush to converge on this place. Some of us have traveled many miles…

πŸŽƒπŸ‘» PseudoPod 1001: A Coven of Cats Under the Light of the Moon & The Halloween Parade

"On this night, we escaped from our homes"

Authors: M. Halstead & Alasdair Stuart
Narrators: Laura Pearlman & Alasdair Stuart
Host: Alasdair Stuart
Audio: Chelsea Davis

These pieces are PseudoPod originals

31.10.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

It's been in the 90s here lately and I can't WAIT for soup season!

31.08.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I finish watching something on Netflix, they send me an email titled "<thing I just watched> ending explained". Does Netflix think all their shows are incomprehensible? Or do they just think I'm exceptionally stupid?

29.07.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If "A Space Adventure Hour" isn't in black & white I'm going to be seriously disappointed.

05.06.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's the time I carefully wrote out directions to my friends' new home on a post-it, stuck it to my dashboard, and, when I was halfway there, watched it fly out the window.

04.06.2025 06:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The airbnb where I'm currently saying has one of those cobblestone shower floors! It's more comfortable than it looks, and very non-slip. Just the shower, though. Doing the whole bathroom seems like it would invite lots of late-night, bleary-eyed twisted ankles. And I have no idea how to clean it.

02.06.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It may be the fastest, though.

02.06.2025 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe anyone actually used that bathtub. My theory was that he did it when he decided to sell, thinking he could get more for the house by converting a 1/2 bath to a full bath. I'm guessing there was no building permit :-).

02.06.2025 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite DIY renovation (from a house I saw when househunting but did NOT buy) was a brick bathtub. Not just a brick enclosure; the actual tub, the part you'd fill with water and sit in to bathe, was made of brick & mortar.

02.06.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

So that's how the story ends? The guy takes his rice back in exchange for some well-placed anti-potato propaganda?

30.04.2025 04:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to do this with my late cat Thunder. He especially liked to sniff the light switches.

29.04.2025 08:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

www.chewy.com/yeowww-catni...

21.04.2025 07:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that makes sense! They have an Altadena location.

13.03.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where is that from?

13.03.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An earthquake after a fire just seems excessive.

03.03.2025 06:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post something orange.

17.02.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A fluffy orange and white cat lounging on an ottoman, looking regal.

A fluffy orange and white cat lounging on an ottoman, looking regal.

A month in, Seffie is finally taking her rightful place as queen of this airbnb.

16.02.2025 12:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My house is still standing! There's some wind damage, air quality is bad outside and maybe worse inside, there's no electricity or drinkable water, and I have the Oak Branch of Damocles in my back yard, but other than that, everything's perfect!

Seriously, this is good news. #EatonFire

11.01.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst thing about evacuating is knowing that some day you're going to need to get your cat back into her carrier.

Well, that and not knowing whether your house burned down. But mostly the cat thing. #EatonFire

09.01.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you make bucatini? Out of flour and stuff? Is that even possible?

07.01.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a tiny bit windy here tonight.

07.01.2025 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In my FRIDGE! What kind of person carries cat blood in their purse?

04.01.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

One must imagine the other reindeer excluding Rudolph from their games and cowering in their stalls, trapped with a horrible knowledge that he is lost to them and will soon hunger.

10.12.2024 23:38 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Myths, Gods & Immortals | Contents Announcement | Achilles We’re excited to present the list of stories featured in our new Achilles book! Seventeen brand new tales by modern authors retell Achilles’ story and imagine alternative paths, richer backgrounds and...

So here comes my next story, due in March from Flame Tree Press, in which a decrepit Achilles tries to evolve into a reasonably decent guy. Chaos ensues. blog.flametreepublishing.com/fantasy-goth...

30.11.2024 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had an extra bonus cat at Thanksgiving one year -- a gray tabby cat showed up on my porch, and the people who'd gone out for a smoke break thought they must have accidentally let my gray tabby cat out. Bonus cat spent the day going from lap to lap getting pets and bits of turkey.

30.11.2024 00:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0