David O’Toole

Pop it in the oven at full blast for five minutes when you get home. Basic fish and chip culture.

Sounds like you just don’t like young Stella drinking men. Who could you mean?

Bitter taste better in a jug like this. I think because your whole face fits in it when you’re drinking.

Elon Musk does the same. That’s Badenoch’s target audience: right wing billionaires.

Making a play for that international right-wing coup money.

@iamhurst.bsky.social enjoyed your piece about print and France. Can always rely on France to do things their own way. They’re not afraid of intellectualism.

Photo of upset Spurs fans with legend “wolves have won as many home games this week as Tottenham have won since April 2025”

The Board of Peace is an old -piss jacuzzi.

It’s a bucket of zoo shit.

War, famously entirely unrelated to politics.

Great picture, really striking and beautiful bird, bit fond of the camera.

He’d happily be remembered for using the first nuke since WWII. No one would stop him.

If the Spuds were relegated, we’d have St Totteringham’s day in the middle of August, although I will have to check that with the pope.

These cranks believe a progressive society is anti-evolution because the poor don’t die out like they should naturally. Healthcare for the most vulnerable is why we haven’t bred out the poors yet. Sickos.

I know, I was just thinking about the recent horrors to suit meself.

Smoked almonds are snack-crack.

Two goals against Tottenham reminded me of Shearer. Especially his instinct to absolutely welly a shot if given the option.

Thank God we surrounded it with awful buildings in the 90s.

Showed me what a hollow lot New Labour are. If Ball’s had a single truly-held belief he wouldn’t be able to sit in the same room as George, let alone banter along like chums. Scumbags the pair of them.

A parliament based on this split would suit me fine. Progressive majority.

They’ll privatise all social housing too. NF is a Thatcher-worshipper and there isn’t much public goods left to destroy.

Where’s the cuffs?

People with holes from coke, take note.

I love your reporting from America Simon.

I’m really sceptical when i hear a tech company suggest they could have prevented something or alerted someone to some event: it feels like manufacturing consent for constant surveillance/minority report.

Reprinted in the Guardian. It’s such a sadness, all that history. That’s why we’re an unhappy nation, a thousand sadness.

Demographically - I’ve nothing against the older citizen.

Last thing we need is a million more pensioners!

Kinda guy I’d hook a thumb at if one of my tenants asks what happens when they can’t pay the rent.

On a tangent, moment to moment, Team America might be the funniest film ever made.