JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.

The absolute limpness of the dick who came up with that.

“Over the past few weeks” brother nothing worth solving can be solved in a few weeks.

Natural Gawd-given rats.

Best part of the Battle of Vicksburg was that Confederates had to eat rats.

“And then the Qataris had to eat rats.”

“No intelligence, just a certain animal cunning.”

Gulf States: (allows US to build bases and use them for strikes on Iran)

Iran: (strikes the bases)

Gulf States: What the fuck, Iran?

Should someone tell Eric that the top button does fasten?

DEMOCRATS ADDICTED TO so-CALLED SUN. WHY THATS BAD FOR JOE BIDEN.
NYT

Because Charlie Kirk gave his life for America and all those suckers and losers did was oh wait

As we called it in Germany, The Magen Wagon.

I fucking love tacos.

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

I once called Patricia Arquette a bitch after she followed me home to yell at me.

The beauty of some cities is only enhanced by an envelopment of fog and mist. I do not find Baltimore to be among them.

No comment at press time.

That was a fun show.

I wore my hat with my avatar embroidered today

Looking at this hardwood floor and wondering if the shift from leather soles to rubber and synthetic an has prolonged the life of wood floors.

You should send this to your nemesis periodically.

Walked through the Peabody library at John’s Hopkins yesterday and thought how much you’d love it. So many English reports, parliament debates, etc.

How I arrived on Bluesky.

A lovely public space.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Narrows that down.

Aha!

If we could just get them to line up on a highway….

Poasting.

Hmmm. Seems like you’d just watch that water-filled trench for a boat to appear.

Yep. Sleepy time!!

So uhhhhhh why does it take 2.5 hours going but 6 hours returning?