I love bullying my friends into buying things
08.03.2026 00:46
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I love bullying my friends into buying things
Got to wear my new shirt at the dive bar last night
March and April are totally unpredictable. Winter’s final “fuck you” lol
CUUUUUTE
So it’s YOUR fault!
Not horrible for someone who’s been up since 5am and is trying not to injure their back 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
Oh god and now there’s a twunk with a dark brown fresh fade and a Ned Flanders mustache on the bench next to me and I think I’m gonna faint
Yes exactly
Some of us take our time Adam
Dear insanely hot and jacked ~25 year old redhead with a fresh fade and a FAT ASS next to me on the treadmill…
All I need is an hour. Please.
Jesus fucking Christ the new Bebe Rexha fucking SLAAAAAAAPS. Sampling Insomnia was brilliant. Holy fucking shit what a barnburner!
LMAOOOO BYEEEEE
So are there, like, metal tubes I could shove up my nostrils that would mimic the effect this magnetic strip has on my ability to breathe?
May that stupid ass bitch never know a moment of peace for the rest of her miserable life. Rot in hell!
Real ones know
Bluesky on Fridays be like...
Yes I’m listening
Not to be dramatic but I would die for Nacho
See, you get it
I’ve been dealing with it for about 3 years now. Haven’t had a flare up in a long time but I’ve learned not to ignore the dull pain in my butt!
No idea but this is an EXCELLENT photo
Good old reliable 7 always results in my best handwriting, and has never done me dirty, aside from leaving a hexagonal dent in my fingertips. Honorable mention to 2 though
Didn’t want to go to the gym today because I felt discouraged by sciatic pain from yesterday, but I half-assed it anyway and cut out anything that relied heavily on my lower back muscles. Bonus pic because I was feeling saucy.
He’s also the absolute last person who would ever need to rely on or even use ai. He’s a musical genius. But MAN this is unfortunate.
I know this is one of those instances where ai is being used as a tool and it’s supposed to be helpful to musicians but UGHHHHHHHH
Gurl I dunno but my Mercury is in Gatorade or something
That is literally all I want to do right now
Am I the only one who feels like they’ve been hit by a truck? My brain is just NOT having it™️ today
