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Come for the dogs, coffee & KC Current. Stay for the shit stirring. Sociologist. Feminist. Sort of queer. Trying my best to be anti-racist. she/her

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if a team releases a kit less than 24 hours before your birthday, they should give you a kit for free.

24.02.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a penguin wearing sunglasses and a headband with the words let 's march into a good march below it ALT: a penguin wearing sunglasses and a headband with the words let 's march into a good march below it

March is almost upon us! ...
The Iditarod
NWSL season begins
MRRL annual used book sale
March Mammal Madness
My birthday
Vernal equinox
Midwest Sociological Society annual meeting (aka bestie mini vacay)

.... and I think there's some basketball tournament that Mr. Dr. Murderbritches watches.

24.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Us women's hockey team 2026

Us women's hockey team 2026

"unfortunately we have to invite the women too”

And the way there are dudes shrugging their shoulders "it's just a joke, it's not that deep".

The fact misogyny is so casual is exactly why women are pissed.

23.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 617 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 9
nathithehumbleguy 12h

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Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation.

Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise

nathithehumbleguy 12h Threads Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation. Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise

He's so close..

22.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 609 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 7

Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist.

21.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know that once I get to work, I will be happy to be there. But right now, I just want to sit on the loveseat with Miss Georgie, sip tea, read my book, & listen to the rain

19.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible β€œAmerica at 250!” achievement

19.02.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 13439 πŸ” 3448 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 126

I don't wanna work, but to be honest I'm not that crazy about banging on the drum all day either.

12.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My spouse & I have keys to one another's cars for convenience. But neither of us ever drives the other's car when our own is available without a solid reason. Even then 1) we ask first, 2) we put the seat & mirror settings back, 3) we don't fuck with any other settings.

12.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This ice β€œfish-fluencer” wants ICE to get out of Minnesota.

Nate Pischke has turned his indignation and outrage about the largest deployment of masked and armed ICE agents in US history into a call for hunters and fishermen to speak out.

"Nobody wants these ding dongs in our fucking city."

11.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 951 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 41
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charlie brown from peanuts is standing in front of a blue door holding a bouquet of flowers . ALT: charlie brown from peanuts is standing in front of a blue door holding a bouquet of flowers .

Wait... We traded Junior away?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

11.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap! WE SIGNED BETHUNE!! #KCBaby #TealTown

11.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lots of ink pen doodles of stoats

Lots of ink pen doodles of stoats

We drawing stoats

30.12.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 1442 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, we did. 😍😍😍😍😍

09.02.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The respect! I had literally just said Ricky danced so Bad Bunny could run and look who is here!

09.02.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2012 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 28924 πŸ” 5013 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 154

If this halftime show doesn’t make Stephen miller wade into the sea

09.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 1519 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 6

I don’t think he code switched once, for real. Respect. 🫑

09.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1503 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

That critique of the government extracting resources from PR. The power poles.

09.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 2918 πŸ” 375 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 16
Quotation: "If I have a platform and a voice, I should use it for my people." Attributed to Bad Bunny, speaking about his hometown in Puerto Rico. Photo of Bad Bunny in front of a microphone. ACLU logo.

Quotation: "If I have a platform and a voice, I should use it for my people." Attributed to Bad Bunny, speaking about his hometown in Puerto Rico. Photo of Bad Bunny in front of a microphone. ACLU logo.

We're with Bad Bunny: We'll never stop demanding better for our communities.

09.02.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 4526 πŸ” 776 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 20

If a brown singer at a halftime show offends you enough to protest but white men raping young girls doesn’t, then it isn’t family values you defend it’s white supremacy and sexual abuse.

08.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1139 πŸ” 360 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 12

Bad Bunny: God bless America, *all* the Americas.

Damn that is going to make MAGA maaaaaaaddddddd.

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 3721 πŸ” 467 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 27

They stood no chance; the man is impossibly photogenic.

04.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A pair of light sweats with mud all over the front crotch.

A pair of light sweats with mud all over the front crotch.

QOTD: You look like you reverse shat yourself.

04.02.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My primary seemed sanguine about everything. Not unconcerned, but just taking everything I said seriously... a couple of them more seriously than I did.

03.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had my annual physical this morning. I always go in with a list of non-emergency issues. (I actually write them down.)

I feel pretty good for "a woman of a certain age," but the list of tests & referrals that came from the appointment have me questioning that self-assessment.

03.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Last-night me remembered to set up the coffee maker before bed, but she 1) pushed "brew" instead of "auto" & 2) didn't notice the aroma of coffee brewing.

I need a higher quality of coffee, a new nose, or more sleep.

28.01.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could go pro!

28.01.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to sit around reading books & eating cookies.

27.01.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A yellow & white pitbull wearing teal pajamas with monkeys on them sleeping on a loveseat. A copy of McAlister's "An Academic Affair" is in the foreground.

A yellow & white pitbull wearing teal pajamas with monkeys on them sleeping on a loveseat. A copy of McAlister's "An Academic Affair" is in the foreground.

Miss Diamond is happy to spend the rest of this snowy day in her jammies & on the loveseat.

24.01.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0