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baltimore-based academic who’s just trying to get that rate my professor chili pepper

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Thank you! Same AI, different idiot

06.03.2026 17:46 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is this the same guy who posted that AI irretrievably wiped all his family photos from his wife’s computer

06.03.2026 17:43 👍 64 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

the cleveland rocks montage had me rolling as a cleveland sports fan

04.03.2026 17:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fellas is it good when your military wants to usher in armageddon

03.03.2026 04:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bright spot on a tough day:

28.02.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.

28.02.2026 12:04 👍 11120 🔁 2857 💬 46 📌 58

thinking about how jack donaghy would totally be in the epstein files in one way or another

25.02.2026 03:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
25.02.2026 03:09 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t the 75k number from Feb of 2025, when they announced the opinion page overhaul? I wonder how many have cancelled this month

22.02.2026 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair enough — which only makes that entire industry more confounding, given its chronic devaluation of humanities. Though I am more thinking of a lack of critical thinking more broadly across culture. Point taken though!

13.02.2026 19:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

not to sound self-important but sometimes it feels like one big reason we’re in this mess (fascism, undervaluing of universities, ai crisis) is bc there hasn’t been emphasis these past years on the critical thinking humanities teaches! hard to avoid recreating mistakes when you don’t know history!

13.02.2026 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Literally turned to my husband minutes ago and said “I’d like an article interviewing people from whatever OBS team organizes the filming specifics.” The drones have been incredible, but watching halfpipe snowboarding I’ve been amazed by the skycam as well — it’s SO smooth.

13.02.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What he’s saying is embarrassing and stupid, BUT! So is what he’s wearing

09.02.2026 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i know that this is an unpopular take, but everyone starting their own newsletter as a revenue stream is not a sustainable model for writing and reporting or for people who love and want to pay for media.

04.02.2026 14:50 👍 2446 🔁 426 💬 61 📌 76
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james harden to the cleveland cavaliers moodboard:

04.02.2026 02:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i'd rather see darius garland on the sideline giving high fives than have to root for james harden literally any day

04.02.2026 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cavs just ruined my whole fuckin night dude

04.02.2026 02:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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me firing off this post without a thought and choosing the fbi instead of literally any other agency like i didn’t write part of my master’s thesis on government surveillance

02.02.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

worth scanning the whole 50-page document here, but even this topline is stunning. imagine if, say, the fbi had a crime rate like this.

01.02.2026 22:12 👍 224 🔁 108 💬 8 📌 7

do you have a film scanner of choice, or do you do the ol’ macro lens & lightbox method? currently digitizing my family’s extensive slide collection and the latter approach is tedious to say the least

01.02.2026 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for alt text!!

31.01.2026 00:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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31.01.2026 00:10 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the guy wearing long black gloves like he’s a jewel thief…. covering up some questionable tattoos perchance?

30.01.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

none of these guys seem to grasp that we don’t WANT something that takes our jobs and our familial responsibilities — sure, i think we’d all welcome a shorter work day and some help with the dishes, but engrossing occupation and child-rearing are what human life is made of!

23.01.2026 04:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these choices brought to you by Beyond Video, baltimore’s nonprofit video rental store and my favorite topic of conversation

23.01.2026 02:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think about this all the time as though it would ever happen to me

23.01.2026 02:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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aside from the absurd racial qualification, which is its own essay, more than half of all working adults have a college degree!

19.01.2026 21:19 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This has been my thought watching so many interviews recently. Rubio’s manic presser, Miller slurring attacks on CNN, Hegseth in pretty much any appearance… like, they quite literally seem like they’re on drugs

12.01.2026 02:12 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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two classics

04.01.2026 04:24 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

more like maria canwritewell

04.01.2026 04:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0