Matthew Broberg-Moffitt (any/all)

11:11 🥔

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

It still needs some time to smooth out, but I can’t wait to taste it when it’s mellowed.

Tasted some of this today and it’s genuinely some of the best rum I’ve ever had. So many funky fruity and spice esters and in your face molasses flavor.

A pizza with champagne ham, black cherry tomato, baby spinach, and capsicum pizza with shaved Parmesan, fresh cracked pepper, and parsley garnish.

I made my partner a champagne ham, baby spinach, black cherry tomato, and capsicum pizza. #kai #food 🍕🍽️🍜

A pepperoni pizza with shaved Parmesan, crushed red pepper, and parsley garnish.

I made myself a pepperoni pizza. #kai #food 🍕🍽️🍜

It looks great!

A Belgian Tervuren sleeping with her head on the chest of her person, a pale bald bearded person in glasses.

Four years ago today I took this usie of Trinket snoozing with her head on my chest. 🥰💜

A bunny witch peers into a cauldron, in a tower at night. On the surface of the water in the cauldron, a bunny adventuring party is trekking through the forest. The bunny witch watches the adventurers nefariously

Daily bunny no.3250 is watching your every move

Thank you! ☺️

A pepperoni pizza with shaved Parmesan, crushed red pepper, and parsley garnish.

I made myself a pepperoni pizza. #kai #food 🍕🍽️🍜

A pizza with champagne ham, black cherry tomato, baby spinach, and capsicum pizza with shaved Parmesan, fresh cracked pepper, and parsley garnish.

I made my partner a champagne ham, baby spinach, black cherry tomato, and capsicum pizza. #kai #food 🍕🍽️🍜

Richard Kind should make a bond film

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

A pale bald bearded person in glasses an a black shirt giving the peace sign.

Hi. 👋🏼✌️

🧵Spotted On Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A small human (3?) is gifted a plushie lizard toy.
He carefully puts it on the ground.
And waits...
Hmm... no movement.
He gives Plushie Lizard a poke.
Hmm... Still no movement.
Biting his lip, he says solemnly. "Dad, my lizard might be broken." (1)

It’s hard to watch people who are supposedly very experienced and knowledgeable stumble over “being nice to trans people 101” level stuff like “people can look like basically anything and still be a man or a woman or neither”

Screenshot of my profile page with the ellipses on the top right and a blue dot on the top right corner of that

Ok if you want to make this fucking dot go away you have to enter this menu and then physically click Go Live even if you don’t currently intend to and never fucking intend to Go Live

Thank you so much! This has been bothering me!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

11:11 🍕

A pale bald bearded person in glasses an a black shirt giving the peace sign.

Hi. 👋🏼✌️

Same

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

💯, I wrote the book I needed growing up!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!