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Kalmbach πŸ”œ IFC, IMTS

@gdkalmbach

Amateur photographer, voice actor, and scribbler. Volunteer railroader, professional machinist. Big cat in diesel hat. May contain adult content, sarcasm Male, single, bi, 1985 Chicago area. INTP-A t.me/GD_Kalmbach www.youtube.com/c/SynchroScore

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Yes, more sneps!

09.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve got to be taught to be afraid
Of people whose eyes are oddly made,
And people whose skin is a different shadeβ€”
You’ve got to be carefully taught...

--from "South Pacific" by Rodgers and Hammerstein

09.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad it worked out for you. Unfortunately, I have the palette of a delicate little baby kitten, so all beer tastes like gasoline to me.

09.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gee I wonder what they're planning for.

09.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Along with the poor command of English, odd word choice, generic pfp...

09.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're already well on our way to that.

09.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Barring evidence to the contrary, I now call you Smex Box.

09.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hernando Co. Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump cries while getting life sentence for molesting childre
Hernando Co. Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump cries while getting life sentence for molesting childre YouTube video by WFLA News Channel 8

Fuck this guy in particular, but also fuck the person who let him out to attack more children.

09.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just making me curious, since I know fursuit skiing is definitely a thing. I can barely ski even in normal clothing, but it's interesting to see pictures of.

09.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what happens when you offload your cognitive powers to AI by asking Cat I Farted to answer every question for you.

09.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, trying to eliminate it because it was old, and they don't understand why it's still in use. Certainly attempting to replace it using AI.

09.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm wondering what that was for.

09.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I've written that a steam nozzle is used instead of a shower. Similar to the process used on clothing (and fursuits).

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard that announcement while standing on the platform at Downers Grove, and thought the same thing.

09.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely the same for me. I don't party, but it's produced a massive expansion in my social life, which was basically nill for the longest time.

09.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me looking to make sure there's nobody sitting behind me as I run through my feed on the train...

09.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, Operation Ajax all over again, but with way more people getting killed and also it will never work.

09.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a statue of a werewolf with glowing eyes in the dark ALT: a statue of a werewolf with glowing eyes in the dark

I know how that feels, nice to shine. Of course, shining as the bad guy, but at least we can look cool and be the source of unhealthy amounts of lust...

09.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stopped clock moment from the guy with the Nazi tattoo.

09.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't overlook the quoted chud there.

"No no no, what *I'm* doing isn't zoophilia..."

08.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does it taste like sunshine in a bag?

08.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Presidents can't lower oil prices, but can damn sure raise them.

08.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am depressed...

08.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We may have failed to produce regime change in Iran, but on the plus side we've inspired an all-consuming hatred of the USA and Israel that will last several generations.

08.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a great thing to push back against anybody being too puritanical.

Definitely leave that in there, it's how you can be sure it was read carefully and not skimmed through.

08.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear.

08.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather not, I'm allergic to flavor.

08.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Since BNSF can't be arsed to have heritage units, we'll rely on Metra.

08.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, you are very clever and skrunkly.

08.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And being a cat, it's in my nature to screw with people. I enjoy deliberately leading them on and wasting their time.

08.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0