Maid(dirty)

Everyone loves @shantasma.bsky.social

It's a called shot of which of my own posts will make me laugh in a year

I'm sort of like if a cumtown host was attracted to women

60 year old men deep in trolls remorse somehow too edgy for president is such a funny concept
This is like if trump had started a feud with Ozzy over his satanism last week

who up scrollin they texts

Twitter breaking is really throwing a wrench in my ongoing break from reality as expressed through tweeting something vaguely similar to the same sentence the moment I wake up

Objective list of Greatest works of art

-Yeats' The Second Coming
-Minutemen's Double Nickels on the Dime
- Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike
- Tarkovskys Stalker
- Kierkegaard's A Sickness Unto Death
- Goya's Black Paintings
- The collected recordings of Billie Holliday
- Alex Winter's Freaked

I don't post on here because liv agar hasn't blocked me on this platform and I don't want to fuck that up

I was thinking of mort

I'm kind of like if death from discworld had a second, gayer, more pathetic apprentice

I really wish bluesky had drafts
I usually write like 20 posts in a day and slowly post them when I'm bored

WikiPortraits but for this sandwich

This isn't true the borgs had a better model for how not seriously to take AI slop and were into making it like do absurd shit
It was still cringe but this is like the main stream simplified version of their bit
It's embarrassing

They're doing things to his body we made up about the middle ages
They're calling him the most assassinated man in history

Dude Sam Altman is getting going to be found by dredging a fucking river
He's on twitter making borg level conversations with ai posts

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

Women be destroying flash drives

Who up commodifying they discontent

Me holding a bottle of club mate

You get used to it

the tranny cancel sacrifices are out of hand. sacrifices can only be made by highly qualified professionals: ethereal and experienced high priestesses familiar with the Rites and Ceremony, and their ordained cohort in observance of proper ritual attire.

The issue with the people who make me mad when I see them on Twitter is they're all people I know irl

You're a queen
Will never die
Can't be killed

These fools think you mean the picture 🤭

Oh yeah I'm schoolin'

Matt Yglesias and failing to understand the political moments.

Name a more iconic duo.

Big city Shan!!!

Wait new what makes this song stink!??! Thank you Shan

You're braver than the troops for this🫡🫡🫡

Shan wtf
Doing your injections during the substance is crazy

We are dealing with a level of orientalism here so deep that I am watching tens of thousands of people not realize that China has influencers and thus convince themselves that the average person in China lives the life of the Chinese equivalent of an Insta influencer

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed