Taryn

WHY IS HE IN THE MOVIE

Watching a romcom from 2002 and I’d like to go back to an era where He was just a laughable public figure who got briefly name dropped in rom coms

Your move, Barron

I’ve had this saved for YEARS

This is a rough chart of the popularity of Survivor within the cultural zeitgeist throughout my life

Things I’d rather do:
-watch paint dry
-laundry
-get an oil change
-listen to Patio Lanterns on repeat
-***
The list goes on

Regardless of political affiliation, if you willingly go to a state of the union I think you’re a loser

Do you know how badly you have to have fucked up for me to side with an American national team of any kind??? The men’s team is full of absolute losers and those women should and could beat their asses.

Yes!

I can’t stand it!

All melons but especially honeydew

Still funny

Why is Evil Sean McVay always at these hockey games anyway?

He thought about it.

Olympic medallist Tom Wilson

Is now a good time to admit that I don’t know who Thomas Harley is?

Gross!

Are they allowed costume changes in OT?

I don’t think I sound ~Canadian~ until I’m experiencing road rage or I’m watching hockey

EVEN FLOW

Oh Tate isn’t going to like that

These refs are fucking stupid, man

WHAT

Make this happen again. I don’t care how.

Beat them up

PLAY NICKELBACK MOTHERFUCKER

There’s too many P*nth*rs in this game. I don’t like it.

I’m so glad the crowd remembers how to spell