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Allison

@stanley2chainz

there’s no time to explain

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dillbert (woke)

06.03.2026 23:05 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no, it simply is

06.03.2026 22:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*worm. the pile is worm.

06.03.2026 22:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

come on in, the pile’s warm

06.03.2026 22:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I took a muscle relaxer and now I’m a worm. wbu

06.03.2026 22:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@channel anyone heard from crab man

06.03.2026 22:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@everyone

06.03.2026 22:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

again?

06.03.2026 06:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

imagine a whole team of uninjured players. you can’t

05.03.2026 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it begins again

05.03.2026 20:37 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

the best way I know how to describe the vibe of my reaction to this is “screeching”

05.03.2026 15:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

apparently they can’t read :(

05.03.2026 05:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it happened again (just one this time)

05.03.2026 00:45 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

scom fact 1000 is that there are infinite scom facts

04.03.2026 16:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I smell like icy hot, who want me

04.03.2026 15:22 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

conical?

04.03.2026 03:08 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

please mention Warren Kenneth Paxton Jr. by name when you pray for the downfall of your enemies today

25.08.2024 15:21 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

if you’re not eating a hot dog you are the hot dog

01.03.2026 23:57 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Good morning beautiful :)

01.03.2026 16:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion

01.03.2026 14:42 👍 2674 🔁 425 💬 22 📌 39

makes me feel less alone

28.02.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the time of disdain has come

28.02.2026 15:27 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“How many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984

28.02.2026 14:21 👍 2340 🔁 910 💬 14 📌 8

it’s not a fucking distraction

28.02.2026 13:40 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

just the one?

27.02.2026 20:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ooooooooh

27.02.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tapping the sign

26.02.2026 23:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they a24 dead wife’d his ass

26.02.2026 22:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

abandonment issues from being left by executive function

26.02.2026 19:45 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

gotta do evasive manoeuvres or they getcha

26.02.2026 03:39 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0