a goofy phone
if youβd like to reach me, youβll have to call my goofy phone
08.03.2026 17:45
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a goofy phone
if youβd like to reach me, youβll have to call my goofy phone
wonder how long i could last if i got rid of smartphone and just went to landline.
Like a ship wrecked at sea
I long for you, I hope you long for me Because I'm lost without your wide heart
On mine
i keep on getting a lot of push back when i say Confucius is kinda based
itβs a me emma as always at work, but this time iβm sick. i feel like my eyes are bleeding
woke up sick, but still dragged myself into work because i believe in the mission we do here π«‘
(and no way am i taking a sick day for congestion)
me working on developing loving kindness: πΈ
the world: βeat shit and die you dumb frog womanβ
itβs wild how bad my memory is but this, this i remember π
new character trait unlocked: intimacy issues
let me out into world already so i can enjoy sun, please π
truck driver got out of his cab and gave me a look like i should just be dead, right before i stepped in a puddle trying to go around his truck.
look buddy i also donβt want to be alive either, but i at least have the decency to pretend i want to be alive living in a society.
i always learn like the absolute worst lesson from everything.
are there still some gentle people fucking to Strawberry Letter 23?
maybe women hate it when you trying to develop the heavenly perspectiveβ¦did Zhuangzi have bitches?
im spiritually trapped in here
damn i get an unsolvable puzzle in my head that i get to rotate around for the next week or so⦠there should be a psychoanalyst hotline i can call
she is holding up our transitions
time for the curing power of chips and salsa
donβt know the signifiers i missed. Perplexity has entered the chat
damn, welp that has been a really confusing past month for meβ¦
jacking it in the glass elevator of modernity
but iβm already in that business !
truck with the phrase βsecure destruction you can trustβ on the side
how do i get into the secure destruction business?
i think we have the same job
this is what iβm sayingβ¦
but also thank them for helping us out π€²
iβve never worked at place with so many trans women. We are picking up another!? crazy
