and you know i'll be yours - i just wanna be worth it
and you know i'll be yours - i just wanna be worth it
I was like โno you donโtโoh, wait actually tho?โ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
okay hold on ๐ sheโs serving, sheโs giving
maybe one day Iโll remember this app exists. anyway, merry christmas! hereโs my main gift haul โ minus the clothes ๐
me: I want to keep in better touch with my friends and message them more often!
also me: *does that for like a week and then falls back into relative silence because Iโm terrible at maintaining communication*
Rinse and repeat every couple months for the rest of my life, I guess. ๐คช๐ญ
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
I think Iโm gonna take myself on a date tomorrow. I really need it after some of the shit I had to go through today. ๐ฎโ๐จ
this is just gonna live on in my head forever honestly
official release of the new Hayley Williams songs, yโall are not gonna hear from me for a while โ๐ฝ
lemme know when the gofundme is up for your move bestie, I got you ๐ค๐ฉต
fair, valid, and bet ๐ค๐ฉต
hooray!!! whenโs the housewarming? ๐๐ฉต
I know I have weird taste but fuck you, I like what I like.
IKF. In that order.
luckily i didnโt witness anything revealing, but it was still enough to leave a scar ๐ญ
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
unrelated but funny side note - he's tried it no less than 8 more times in the last three months
like... my guy, take a hint, i am BEGGING
(also every time he tries it i see i've got mutuals with him on instagram and i'm just like "should i tell them???")
"a family member finding your alt is the worst thing ever"
no, no, no
i think finding a family member's alt is the worst thing ever, actually
the whole thing is wild, but very specifically the thread about how bill clinton shouldn't have been impeached for "being a man" as if he was actually impeached for having an affair with an intern and not for perjury is hilarious
being an adult means making responsible and sometimes difficult decisions
like just now, when i responsibly drove myself to the store (around the corner from my house) and bought myself some half baked and an agua fresca instead of having it delivered
I've set this up with the intention of getting myself out of the hell I'm in. I've had people ask questions, I went into some detail in the fundraiser, but feel free to ask more, feel free to share whether you can donate or not, and thank you. I don't say that often enough.
gofund.me/44f7b65a
is it too soon to say
"i want to see everything you keep inside"
i don't know if this is real
i don't know if this is right
i don't know if this is reason
but i'm a curious creature, and i will make myself a cat dying to know
still not over my (former ๐๐ญ) coworker insisting that sheโs straight-passing while vaping in the front seat of her hatchback
how brave can i be about this?
itโs times like these that i really miss living in the same city as you bc i would HAPPILY play backup date ๐ฅบ
genuinely think you mightโve heard about him, i saw a couple callouts on twitter around the time he popped off on me and i was like โokay cool other people see it tooโ
BRO I THOUGHT SO TOO
iโve had to block him and his Obnoxious Title Case Posts And Bio three times on here already and iโm like โdo you not remember the dudes youโve thrown bitch fits at??? ๐ญโ
you remember that one crazy dude on twitter who was hella thirsty but went apeshit as soon as it took longer than 30 seconds for someone to give him attention?
wild how someone who went on a massive babyrage bc i didn't respond to one (1) message has since followed me 14 times across three platforms despite being instantly blocked every single time
and i know i'm not the only one he's done any part of that to either so that's even crazier honestly
cut to me standing there thinking
"you mean i could have potentially tried it if i went out of my way to have more than four (4) conversations with him over the span of the last five months?"
in today's issue of "damn i really should just grow a backbone, huh?":
coworker i thought was cute but painfully straight left last week, and i was talking with another coworker today who mentioned that she was sad he left bc they had gotten close, and they bonded over both being lgbt.