I've not read shit about the Epstein files all week.
Don't let the fuckers distract you. You didn't give a toss about Venezuela* last month.
(*All the best to like normal Venezuela of course, hang in there lads)
TUNE
When he's at his little lectern going on, you're just waiting for bits to fall off him at this point.
Is it going metric?
Three of the top five British grid electricity records smashed in 2025!
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
A red xmas card with white pin stripes and a holly-rimmed white circle in the middle, with the greeting 'Fuck Donald Trump' in the centre.
Lovely to get a card from people across the Atlantic every year.
A calendar entry for 'complete submission' is being created in Microsoft Outlook
Careful what you wish for, I suppose
Just say everything is microtonal 👍
The next thing that offers me a 'year in review' is getting cancelled. Streamers, web browsers, fucking banking apps - stop pissing about with stupid shit and make your useless fucking software run smoothly for a change, you obnoxious cunts. You're not cool enough to be my friends, stop trying.
Wait till you hear the drummer's solo albums!
No
Were the cute faces an evolutionary disadvantage?
You’ll never walk alone, I suppose.
Probably swallowed their card
True.
I’m not offended…
That trailer was damn near perfect. The film could never live up to it. Not that that was any excuse.
Thank fuck I’m not the only one. It’s been a month.
Penultimate race, three-way championship, twelve laps to go. Somehow, still boring.
“To lock in is to focus; to endure short-term pain for long-term gain - whether that be building your body or your business.” Ah, so what we used to call getting on with stuff like normal, then.
I’m not giving the US any thanks until they sort their fucking fascists out.
Bound to be decent
Hildur Gudnadottir
Melvins
Chvrches
Suede
Mayhem
So they’re taxing gambling but I have to bet my savings on the stock market now?
How are there refurbished ones already? Surely there’s not been time to unfurbish them in the first place!
Took a real punt on your gaming geekdom level with that one!
Shithole. Full of Thargoids.
Needed money to party with.
It was six nil because goals count double against Liverpool on moral grounds.
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