The Lactose Intolerant Left

I saw Event Horizon in the cinema when it came out…. I still think it’s great.

Noice.

NERD!

Two cinemas??!!!

Stupid question - surely this messes with peeing?

💯 valid opinion.

I think my favourite character in Lord Of The Cats is Furramir.

I miss reading about Meow-dle Earth.

New prescription?

Completely read that as “librarian” for some reason. Even weirder, I looked at the picture and said “yup, that checks out.”

You could have finished that sentence after the eighth word.

I must check it out.

Just doot.

Wanking over the teenage copies of Soldier of Fortune that he keeps hidden from his latest wife.

To be fair... I think the bulk of the last 25 years has been a bit crazy.

A gravel pit.

Live footage from The Shield of the Americas HQ.

Or The Expanse?

They should start doing this every time they notice he has fallen asleep.

HACKSAW Jim Duggan??!!

Hilda never NEEDS to wear anything.

I know Christoph Waltz can be absolutely brilliant, but outside his Tarantino films, I haven’t seen him really stand out.

Hopefully Markwayne is just an idiot.

#standards

Markwayne: You seem like a great guy, but I'm not really into that sort of thing.

Is this the start of PixieSky?

"This is a song about a superhero named Tony.
It's called Tony's theme."

It IS a very Orwellian quote.

(Interpret that as you want...)

Sadly true.

Please... don't encourage me.

Too many gshocks.

(Hidden under my bed)