Graham Smith

Challenge: convince me you are conscious. No language allowed

Society's Lies YouTube video by josh60798

i mean i guess that's 99% of what this is youtu.be/6kQiCyIgcaU?...

just had a vision of Eric Andre doing street pranks where the prank is just reading entire actual news stories and i want to see that show so fucking bad

it's funny because this is just one of a million threads like this all over the dang net, though it IS a particularly good one. the world is coming alive again. "buncha freaking nerds™" news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4728...

"mmm actually dog, you ever think about straight up selling us your life rights? could be cool, we could do anything with it then 💲🪦🫡🤔"

gupi continues to astonish me with the most midi demo ass stuff. it's a magic trick. this is kind of what zomby did too

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

i don't agree with Fugazi. did they shelf this version before they even TRIED mixing it? fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini... i honestly, annoyingly like the sound of this so much more. that cover though wow would have been hard to make a worse one for this record. GARBO SPEAKS

oh god i read that book that book is insane. the end is pretty good it was worth it iirc

yep, i think this was the scenario i have been concerned about. tuananh.net/2026/03/05/r...

i criticize every game fwiw, mainly just so glad it's the RPS GS who got the canonical handle and not one of those other charlatans

isn't squid fishing fishing abuse even in the best case scenario? or is NOT catching fish the only way to abuse fishing

Saget should be in Vegas right now luxuriating into old age. in lieu of this impossibility — they should finally build a casino called The Aristocrats

the world has grown too large for the vast majority of people. what a valuable insight to trip over

still can't believe the company that owns Olive Garden is called Darden. imagine if other restaurants did this. DcDonalds proves this joke is a bad idea if it happens in reality

i'm probably missing something ... but as far as i can reckon, it is surprisingly hard to prove that a human did NOT write something, and i think that will become a problem sooner than we'd think.

never a bad time to read that guy's wiki and thank christ you are willing to settle for not achieving most of your dreams so you don't end up doing all that super embarrassing stuff over and over. on the other hand -- super inspiring for people who primarily steal ideas from flea markets

hunger strike to protest InAPPropriate Comedy's 0% Fresh rating

TRIZKEL SUN YouTube video by Rustie

just keeps crushin it harder youtu.be/EScDmODX6qk?...

just learned the 'NEPO' in 'NEPO' baby stands for Nostradamic Evaluative Perpetual Ontology. it's unconscionable to allow celebrities to reproduce

something was always bugging me about nuthatches and i finally figured it out: they just can't wait to be upside down. their whole bodies are made for it

i just looked it up. my set was perfect. haha no i am almost certainly wrong, back then me playing solo was a recipe for distaster, i like literally never practice songs solo or practiced old songs at all. i didn't quite put all the pieces together back then

oh haha i remember hanging with Aden at that show. sadly i do not remember it being particularly bad. i had a lot of emotional problems

i wonder which show this was. i remain humbly gobsmacked that people are willing to put even one tenth of the required time in

"first and foremost, my prayer for them is to pray for more prayers"

one of the funniest movies of the century thusfar

their products are fine, whatever, but the Leica logo itself is extremely ugly please stop pretending it is worth money.

only a few more minutes of currency!!!!

everything's happening so fast!

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i mean they are not going to cancel my subscription for this. they need the numbers